The Shutdown just needed more pettiness edition:
the GOP should take the following line in talking to Obama.Complete ignorance of how bad things look copypasta'd many times, by Jeff Head
"Look, Barry, we have the votes to stop you cold, and we have decided to use those votes.
"We control government funduing and we are going to exercise that control.
"We are talking about a complete shutdown where not so much as a dime will be available for you to even heat the White House, so get ready to stay at the local Holiday Inn on your own dime for the duration. Also, tell Michelle she can send her 100+ assistants home to, and weed her own garden.
"The only thing we will fund during that time is the US military you hate so much.
"When you are ready to talk about seriously creating a budget...one that is balanced, one that really reduces the debt...and we are talking about a true reduction in the actual amount we owe, not just a reduction in the percentage of your spending increases...and a budget that puts an end to ObamCare. When you are ready to seriously talk to us about those things...get back with us.
"Oh, BTW, Barry. One other thing we will fund is the following. The House of Reprentatives will meet each day with the express purpose of impeaching your sorry backside each day for the next 60 working days. Impeach you each day on a different charge. 60 impeachments, Barry. When you get ready to talk to us, then the first thing the Senate will have to take up is those 60 impeachments. Think about that while you are waiting, and watching.
"So, we have the votes, and we are firm. Give us a call when you are ready to talk. Bye now."
That's the discussion a real Speaker of the House should be having with Obama.
A good strategy to completely lose the House to the Dems in 2014!
ReplyDeleteJeff Head considers himself to be a "senior statesman" on FR.
ReplyDeleteSometime back Colofornain and Elsie tried pulling their anti-mormon garbage on him, presenting quite the dilemma for JimRob.
It was handled pretty much "behind the scenes", but the anti-mormonism on FR was quite dimished after that.
I like Jeff. We are friends outside FR, usually shooting shit about movies.
DeleteGive me the choice - Jeff or Colifornian/Elsie and I'll take Jeff in a second.
I guess that helps explain why his ideal Speaker is a Bond villain. I wonder how Obama would get out of this one.
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