Health director who approved Obama birth certificate dies in plane crash

Over the years, the cycle of Freeper conspiracy threads has gotten almost ritualistic. At first, it's jest everyone saying "Conspiracy!"
Once Freepers realize they needn't convince everyone, things switch to bringing up old theories (the more obscure the better), and competing to make something up where Obama is the worst.
Then, those guys have had their angry fun and leave the thread to a few real conspiracists, who endlessly examine everything, finding countless tiny inconsistencies that show there is something hinky going on. Then it's time to wait till a good time to mention the conspiracy you proved back in the day.

Jack Hydrazine snarks:

It’s payment for not faking the document well enough.

Quality_Not_Quantity is undeterred by the implausible timeing:

Sheesh! That certainly took a long time...

ImJustAnotherOkie is sure this is yet another Obama assassination:

The ‘HITS’ keep coming.

mabarker1 recalls some Clinton assassination conspiracy:

(April 3, 1996) - letter to Congress James W Nugent, Pres The Wall Street Underground – "…Crash site, 7:20 P.M.: Four hours and 20 minutes after the crash, the first Croatian Special Forces search party arrives on the scene and finds only Ms. Kelly surviving. They call for a helicopter to evacuate her to the hospital. When it arrives, she is able to get aboard without assistance from the medics. But Kelly never completes the short hop. She dies enroute. According to multiple reports given to journalist/editor Joe L. Jordan, an autopsy later reveals a neat three-inch incision over her main femoral artery. It also shows that the incision came at least three hours afterall her other cuts and bruises…. Further autopsies will probably not happen. At this writing, Clinton has ordered the cremation of all victims. It's hard to perform autopsies on ashes….."

exit82 predicts Obama's upcoming revelation yet again:

Seriously,I had to check to make sure this wasn’t a satire piece.

Nine people aboard a plane that crashes and only one fatality?

Check her head for a small hole, about .45 inches in diameter, a la Ron Brown.

Podesta comes aboard at the White House and people start dying in plane crashes. Coincidence?

Especially those related to the birth certificate?

They know something is going to break soon about this President. He has become an anchor, and Soros et al is not about to lose everything now when they are so close to stealing the whole enchilada.

Iron Munro thinks an 80-year-old man may die next:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio next?

SvenMagnussen has a new birther twist!

How do we know Obama was adopted?

His post-adoption COLB has a "date filed" as opposed to a "date accepted." "Date filed" indicates a judicial order was executed by the HDOH to create the post-adoption COLB and seal the original BC.

Obama's copy of his original Long Form BC is missing the "The is not a legal document." stamp. It's fraudulent to present his original Long Form BC as a valid legal document after it was sealed by order of the Court unless it has the "This is not a legal document." stamp on it.

mabarker1 uses her imagination to keep angry:

Never forgot it. That story is stuck in my head. Imagine Her strapped down, possibly drugged, then a nice clean slice job and bleeding out...

The Truth IS Out There!

Graewoulf knows Democratic murder cabals are all the sameL

Will Obama cremate the remains before an autopsy is performed?

BTW, “Zipper-Boy” Clinton did that to the plane load of Business CEOs and Bureaucrat Ron Armstrong that “crashed” while he was the Democrat’s president.

Obviously, the rug-fibered Vince Foster rub-out errors were a valuable lesson for the then “Arkansas Mafia.”

What lessons has the current “Chicago Mafia” learned?

Fred Nerks moves into the looking for inconsistencies phase:

Now it’s getting worse, where’s the body? Will there be an official cause of death after an autopsy, or are we going to be treated to another bucket of sand being tossed off the cliff into the ocean?

Just where did you see that information about the last rites? I mean a priest wouldn’t lie to you...would he?

PS. Aren’t Last Rites administered just before the person dies? Not after they have been fished out of the ocean? It’s a little late then...I always thought the dearly departed had to be still breathing to take part.

butterdezillion explains why she isn't in danger from Obama's death squads:

I was late to my physical therapy appointment this morning because I had to remind my husband that killing me serves no purpose to the regime because I’ve already spoken out publicly and given my evidence to law enforcement.

If there was any chance I could talk to the 3 critical people in Hawaii right now, I’d tell them that Edward Snowden was in Hawaii and managed to safely get out, and the only way to stay safe is to SPEAK OUT PUBLICLY - UNANNOUNCED - BEFORE THEY CAN KILL YOU. And I’m dead serious about that.

Guys in Hawaii - you know who you are - if you are reading this PLEASE take this seriously. Get out, get in protective custody outside the US if necessary, and tell your story as if your life depended on it, because it most probably does.