How to feel about the Jews

Conservatives love Israel, but hate American Jews for voting liberal. Watch them try to reconcile:

Gaffer is impatient that Jews don't get how liberals don't actually like Jews, on accounta being evil:

When will Jews realize that liberalism, Democrats in particular, only want their votes, not their ‘diverse’ religion.

They only want the diversity of Islam, homosexuality, ECOFREAKism, and any group or country that hates traditional America.

Kriggerel knows liberals are all secretly Antisemitic, and also all alive during World War II:

I think the ONLY useful thing Israeli Apartheid Week has done has been to expose the repugnant hypocrisy of most (especially affluent white), progressives, who have been forced to hide and sublimate their deep-seated Anti-Semitism since WWII. I wonder how long it’s going to be until The Protocols of the Elders of Zion becomes a required textbook.

The very next post is Venturer, threatening to become anti-Semitic if American Jews don't shape up:

I am for Israel in every way I am not anti-Semitic , but I am building up an intolerance for Jews in this country who support Democrats and their Socialist friends. Liberalism in this county has gone too far and American Jews vote in support of it.

Farmer Dean blames Satan for America's growing Antisemitism:

Anti semitism always grows when satan gains the upper hand in a society.Happens every time.

yefragetuwrabrumuy thinks Jews had better start beating up college kids who challenge Israel's policies:

In a situation like this, whining and sniveling don’t cut it, because they are ineffective against brown shirts of whatever stripe, including Islamic ones.

Israel is producing some capable fighters, and with Hungary, they even developed their own military martial arts style, called “Krav Maga”, a wide combination of techniques sourced from boxing, Muay Thai, Wing Chun, Judo, jiu-jitsu, wrestling, and grappling, along with realistic fight training. Krav Maga is known for its focus on real-world situations and extremely efficient and brutal counter-attacks.

And it works great in street fighting.

So, with every complaint of antisemitism at universities, the very first question should be raised, “How are your Krav Maga skills?” Because the degree of difficulty of attacking someone increases logarithmically based on their willingness to fight back.