Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The GOP's Kwanzaa statement

Freepers continue to amusingly do their best to cloak their hostility towards blacks in some pretext of rationality. But when the Republican Party dared to wish those who celebrate it a happy Kwanzaa, Freepers raged at those who would dare attempt to be courteous to the hated negro:

joethedrummer hates when politicians act nice:
whores. pathetic whores.
LibLieSlayer doesn't get why a political party would try outreach:
Man... whores ain’t nearly as bad as these vermin... they have some value... whores have a purpose and they are Capitalists.
LibLieSlayer explains - only straight Whites will ever vote GOP:
They think that they can but mexicans will vote for communists... it is what they do... and homosexuals will vote for satan’s party because their life is built around an abominable sin unto GOD and dims will by and large either not vote or vote for the party that they think that the rats still are... circa 75 to 100 years ago. Socialists and communists are already voting in a unified block for the American stalinist party. Blacks will continue to vote for freebies and the racists that hate them. The gop will die if they screw over Conservatives and one more thing... THOSE POS gop/e POLS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO REDEFINE CONSERVATISM... BECAUSE THE TEA PARTY IS CONSERVATISM!
LibLieSlayer finishes up with this totally orignial thought:
There ain't much “lite” in the dim lite party... they are becoming more and more like ted kennedy every day. If the primaries do not throw out many of these leadership traitors... the republican party will die... and good riddance!
goldi has never heard of wikipedia:
One year, my sister, who works for a very large bank, was tasked with setting up her branch’s Kwanza celebration display. It was a major pain in the butt, since not she, nor anyone else in her branch, had a clue. Anyway, she wound up throwing some gourds and apples on a table, along with some home-made banners tacked to a wall — and that was the end of it. The bank doesn’t celebrate Kwanza anymore and hasn’t for years, and probably won’t ever again.
Louis Foxwell knows all Real Blacks are Christian:
The only blacks who celebrate Kwanzaa are themselves phonies. Those dumbass idiots running the Repub party do not have the wit to understand the deep and powerful Christian influence that runs through the black community. They have just dissed the entire black Christian community. Nice move, obviously orchestrated by a lib mole.
niteowl77 has switched from shame to smugness!
One of the best things about leaving the Republican party is that when the GOP-e chair-moisteners do something cringeworthy, I no longer feel personally embarrassed.
Sequoyah101 thinks like a class bully:
The pubbies are the class nerd with a little power.

Stick a finger in the air and see what to say and get it wrong.

Fools.
lightman:
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
Wow between 'Marxist in a red tree' and only getting to seven, this guy didn't really try hard, did he? I'd think hatred would be more motivating than that...

EDIT: There are seven days to Kwanzaa. Something I knew, but did not connect. Its still pretty lame, but not quite as lazy.

Silly Mouton thinks Jesus was born on December 25:
What galls me about this is it puts Kwanzaa, a phony made up POS event on the same level at Christmas. Not only is that wrong to do, it is a sacrilege in my mind.
Aevery_Freeman :
"To learn who is most feared, simply find out who is most criticized."

'Tis the Party of TEA! (and Sarah Palin).
Wow, Michelle Obama must TERRIFY Freepers!

14 comments:

  1. There are 7 days of Kwanzaa. That's why he thought up 7 things.

    Also, I touch myself at night.

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    1. Derp!

      I'll have to edit it then.

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    2. I do touch myself at night thinking about when I diddled your wife last week.

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    3. And by your wife I meant my husband to be.

      Do you know of a good place that does gay wedding cakes?

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    4. True enough. Sexual frustration can cause all manner of mental problems. That and being a zealot.

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  2. Some might wonder why reading Free Republic is entertaining. I dunno, I find people like cubanleaf who writes in response to yet another end of the world type topic, "Gotta get more cartridges, fast" wildly funny.

    Is he really going to get in the truck and go to K-Mart today for more ammo? No, of course not. He and his fellow freepers are just choking the chicken as usual. It's not that they are a bunch of morons, that's not what's funny. It's that they think that they are not morons. That's funny.

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    1. That is exactly why I read it, too! For the laugh factor. All these put-upon conservatives constantly whining about how bad they have it and how lousy the Greatest Country In The History Of The Planet Earth is to live in. The fact that most of what they write is unintentionally hilarious and directly applicable to their own attitudes but flies right over their heads amuses me every day. Who needs The Onion?

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    2. I swear, those freepers must live in an universe that is completely detached from ours,

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  3. Naaah, Anon1, EuphIE and the comedian are funny. The rest? Everyone on FR deserve mental help. Except manc. He needs a good dicking.

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    1. Manc has had more than a few good dickings ... but he doesn't think its gay as long as the other guy is wearing a ball cap, NASCAR logo t-shirt, and jeans.

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    2. Manc has given a few good dickings too.
      But it wasn't gay because he always talks about what a "man's man" he is when he's doing it to me.

      Plus, he bought me cake after.

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    3. Uhmmmm...Cake. That way you can live with a bit o'manc.

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  4. I love this blog but not as much as I love the delicious lunacy of FreeRepublic. My favourite species of Freeper is the Prepper - these people are just comedy gold. I hope they will get the recognition on your site that they fully deserve in the future.

    Happy New Year to you and yours (if our tyrannical, pyjama-clad overlords still allow happiness of course).

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    1. Oh angry-ultraconservative-white-Christian.God yes, Preppers are the pure comedy gold. It's hard to find more delusional and paranoid bunch.

      Conspiracy theorists are pretty close, tho.

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