Spotlight Friday: GrandJediMasterYoda

GrandJediMasterYoda

Ahh, this guy. One of the best. I've been saving him for a long time, since he brings the crazy consistently. But Ebola has him extra crazy.

He's another Freeper who is hard to place, his crazy is so all-encompassing. Conspiracies, genocide, misogyny, he's into all of it. He was born and raised in NYC (well, Staten Island), and he talks about it a lot. He is not a fan. Also has a notable anti-intellectual streak, triggered by *a friend* having some trouble getting a book published, I daresay.

Osama killing truther:

I don’t think OBL was taken out. It was all a sham which is why Matt Bissonette said the guy he shot looked nothing like Bin Laden and why to this day we have not seen one shred of evidence. OBL - THE #1 enemy of the USA, you would think after 3000 deaths plus all the vet deaths looking for him they would have LEAST shown a photo of that scumbag with a bullet in his brain, but NO because it NEVER HAPPENED and that’s why those Seals were taken out, to shut them up. It was a SHAM put together by Al-Qaeda and this Islamic enemy agent in the White house.

Obama's awfulness makes people kill themselves:

A lot of people are killing themselves ever since the worst President in US history took office, and that is no joke. Two people I know killed themselves. I’m 51 and I never knew anybody who committed suicide, yet in only 4 years 2 of them who couldn’t deal with depression. . This world is going through some major evil crap and people can’t deal with it, and this piece of rat filth is living it up playing golf.

Also kids kill themselves because schools are liberal:

Look at this, where I grew up NYC, the liberal sewer hole of the east coast: 10 SCHOOL KIDS killed themselves in 2014 alone and this was back in 2014 so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s double that now. When the hell has that ever happened? The kids can’t stand the indoctrination

It's common sense, and if you don't agree you're crazy:

It is plain sense, just basic common sense which obviously liberals do not have which is why I truly believe liberalism is a mental disorder, it really is. Sometimes I like to read the comments on Huffington, it’s unreal the head cases out there.

Going a long way to joke that liberals hate facts haw haw

I have a better method for making a hoverboard - What you do is make a liberal lay down on his or her belly then attach the board to their back, then place a piece of paper that has some facts printed on it under their face. The liberal will instantly be repelled by the facts and float in the air.

The horror of smiling Obama supporters:

UN-REAL....Look at that pic, is that the definition of insanity or what? This is exactly the kind of sh*t that went on when Hitler was gaining power. Promise the world to the weak minded and they eat it up. Logic goes right out the window. Just like Hitler they focus on race, absolutely no difference whatsoever. All these incredibly naive women, ADULT women with the logic of 3 year olds. “Oh he is the correct race and he is handsome” My Aunt fell for that bullcrap, and I begged, pleaded with her not to vote for this fraud but she did anyway because she fell so far into the con, now she regrets it big time. I blame this on Republicans though. They do absolutely nothing to counteract.

He has some liberal 'friends' from NY

Thanks, I use to unfortunately live in New York city and have about 50 liberal friends connected to me on Facebook from the time I lived there. I am sending ALL of them links to that video by personal message.

His black best friend in NY:

One of my best friends while growing up in New York city was black, I would even say my best friend. We use to hang out almost every day after school in the 70s, about the same time the twice unconstitutionally elected Kenya says he could have been Trayvon.

Just as Allen West says, not ONCE can I EVER recall my friend Patrick “being treated like Trayvon” “being profiled” or experiencing ANY kind of racism, and we hung out all the way from elementary school to High school.

Its hard to be a Freeper in New York:

My condolences to all the Cali Freepers out there who have to deal with this crap, I know exactly what it’s like as a I grew up in the liberal sewer hole of the East coast New York city. I like to tell people “How liberal is New York city? So liberal that only 7 years after 911 they overwhelmingly supported a radical Muslim for President.”

He hates Starbucks:

Starbucks coffee literally gets me sick. One or two sips and 1st comes the hiccups then the vomit, every-single-time I’ve drank their coffee. It’s poison that stuff I don’t care what anyone says, like someone sprays their coffee beans with anti-freeze. I can drink any other coffee but Starbucks.

Nancy Pelosi loves the drugs:

Oh absolutely, she is definitely a cocaine user. My niece is a drug counselor and told me years ago that Pelosi consistently displays all the symptoms of cocaine abuse. The numb nose, the licking of the chops, the hand flapping, the bugged out eyes. Real nice isn't it? Any other government worker has to pee in a cup but not members of Congress whose decisions affect millions of lives.

His niece's diagnosis really made him happy, and he can't stop bringing it up.

My niece is a drug counselor who told me she is absolutely convince 1000% that Nancy does the hard stuff, coke and/or meth, as she displays all the symptoms when she speaks in public: Twitching, constant licking of the lips, mouth grinding, flapping arms which she tries to keep steady by always grasping the podium, bugged out eyes, paranoia and delusions of grandeur (remember when she called herself “The most powerful woman in the world” and demanded her own Airforce 1?) She’s a freakin’ crackhead and she gets away with it.

The problem is women voting:

My Aunt says she’s still going to vote for Obama because he’s the better looking candidate. Uuum, whose idea again was it to allow women to vote?

He doesn't understand perspective:

Is it me or does this creature have the shortest legs I have ever seen on any woman? There are hips then two stubs. Are those false legs? Is she an amputee?

Obama loves Ebola!

"And and...then I told them to bring the Ebola patient to Atlanta then "accidentally" have him kiss people in the street! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Ebola is a virus, which means it's like the flu:

Just the fact that it can survive outside the body for up to 6 days means it is airborne and can easily spread. It’s a virus no different from the common cold, or the flu which is an RNA virus just like Ebola. When someone at your work has the flu or a cold does everyone at your work get it as well? You’re lucky if you get one or two. But that doesn’t mean millions of people do not get it every year nationwide.

What we don’t want is Ebola becoming “common” because when that happens we are effed. A sure sign will be when several people from different parts of the country get it and they don’t know how they got it and this piece of rat slime in the White house is absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever trying to make that a reality.

Obama's covering up a million Ebola cases.

I placing bets with my brother, we all know as usual Obummer is withholding info till after the election....How many you think are really infected? A million or 10 million?

Wow, his brother is also crazy.

Proof of Obama's foreignness:

Obama doesn't know his basic Star Trek lore???

Oh, that's right, Barry Soetero was in Indonesia during that series.

That’s exactly what it is, EXACTLY. This is exactly what you get from foreigners. They get mixed up with different things that come out of the US. I use to drive a taxi about 5 years ago in New York city when I was unemployed, and all day long I would be driving tourists from just about every country on earth, and allll day long it was one mix up after another, combining one thing with another. “I like the Steve Allen who made Annie Hall” or “John Wayne in the Rambo” huh? what? or “Times square in Harlem” Uh say what? This freakin’ putz just gave himself away AGAIN!

Top problems in America:

How about “Having a foreign born radical Muslim and enemy of the United States as President - 99.9999999999%”

Upon the GOP winning the Senate:

They have to file articles impeachment and remove this son of a bitch ASAP. That should be priority #1 ASAP. He is an ENEMY of the United States, he’s committed 6 blatant acts of treason now he’s going for #7 with issuing 32 million green cards to foreign invaders, this is what Democrats put into the White house. I do not give a damn if Republicans think it will affect the next POTUS election, this scumbag has and is siding with the enemies of this country and DELIBERATELY doing things to harm it! Impeach him, let Biden take over, he’s too stupid to do anything. This psychopath Obama on the other hand, God knows what he’s been setting up for the past 5 years

Civil War time, I'm serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is it: This is crossing the line. Time to go to civil war, I’m serious. How can we start this off? This piece of sh*t has to be removed from office ASAP. He is literally assisting foreign entities to conquer the country and everybody is just sitting around going duh duh duh duh.

The free market is liberal:

A friend of mine has been trying to get a book deal for the past 5 years and he gets kinds of excuses "It won't sell - its not what we are looking for" Yet these same publishing companies have no problem burning tons of money for these wacko lib politicians. What is the point? If they are so eager to burn money like this then how about donating some of that to Wounded Warriors or St. Judes hospital for kids instead of giving millions to Hitlery or Evil eyes Cuomo so they can write a book that sells 2 copies?

Stupid Harvard

Well “Hah-vad” is the Alma mater of Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Barry Soetoro, Jamie Gorelick, Al Franken, Al Gore and virtually every every other liberal who has screwed up this country, so it’s no surprise in the least Haaahvaaad would embrace Satan.

Some advice for Candidate Mitt Romney

He’s still talking like a wuss though which means he is going to LOSE if he doesn’t toughen up. Hey Mitt: It’s called MARXISM! USE THE WORD! Tell the history of it, tell how many MILLIONS have died because of it, how many have starved to death because of it. Don’t say “I disagree” like you’re having a discussion with a child! Give me a freaking break with this guy! ARRRGH!

Though in the end, Romney didn't lose, it was stolen:

Of course it was stolen. Even without the IRS scandal, all anybody had to do before the election was look at the general consensus of the population and it was ridiculous, almost 10 - 1 AGAINST Obama. Forget the polls, those things are so bias they make the IRS look impartial.

Just as one example, if you went to any news website before the election, the ones that allow reader comments, I’m talking about newspaper websites, BB websites, anything involving news of the day, politics, entertainment etc etc, you would have found the comments were almost always against Obama by a huge margin, probably 90% (which is true today as well). The only exception are the ones that slant left like Huffington or Moveon.

Yet the guy wins a 2nd term? Do liberals avoid posting their opinions on websites? With their big fat mouths? I don’t think so.

There’s a lot of corrupt BS going on in this country, and the IRS is just the absolute tip of the iceberg. This election was stolen, not only stolen, but stolen by an ADMITTED foreign born communist which means even if he did win the election, he was unconstitutionally elected for being just that: Foreign born. But being that we no longer have a GOP but a slimy ass RINO party, he gets away with it.

Wait, it wasn't fraud, it was stupid Americans:

Like I said many many many times: If something is promoted enough people will buy anything, including a foreign born radical Muslim for President.

Warren Buffet has cancer:

Amazing how fast Karma works.

All crimes are committed by blacks:

OK...Time to play the game again...Anytime I read a title that involves crime, muggings, robbery, murder, before I read one more word I always play this guessing game. So far I am batting 100% and I’ve been doing this all year.

Alex I will take “What race they are for $100”

“The opposite of white”

“What is black?”

OK, now let me read the rest of this article......

“You are correct!”

On legitimate blackness:

This guy Anthony Brown has been in the Army for 30 years and he's siding with punk ass race baiters? What a pathetic individual, and looking at his photo he looks whiter than me but I suppose he's going to play the race card for all it's worth anyway.

I looked up his bio, he grew up in Huntington Long Island which is right near me, one of the richest whitest neighborhood on Long Island. What a joke this guy is, piece of rat slime. Comparing voter ID to Jim Crow laws, F you cracka. Oh and he went to Harvard. Yes, he knows all about the black experience doesn't he. Grows up in a rich white neighborhood, went to "Haaaah-vahd" but "Yo! He knows how the man oppress him!" Another Barry Soetoro type fraud.

Gay people are all traitors, due to bitchiness:

It was over when they allowed gays in. It’s no coincidence that the man responsible for the greatest military security breach in US history, Bradley Manning, is gay. Talk to any shrink and they will tell you flat out gay men have a bitchiness to them that straight men do not, which to me makes them absolutely not qualified to serve in the military. And what was the result of that bitchiness? Flat out treason. And how did the Obama cabal respond after the arrest of Manning? By immediately overturning DADT. Just another example that if it hurts the USA, liberals immediately want more of it.

on illegals:

I mean let's forget for a second that illegals are even people. Make pretend they are plants. If poisonous plants were floating over the border killing people and we had a way to stop it but instead our reps go "No no no, let them come over and kill people...matter of fact we will even help the plants come over" well what is that? That's treason if not a flat out terrorist act. Life in prison for all of them!"