Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Democrats made me fat

A lot of Freepers blamed Eric Garner's death on his weight, this seemed germane.

Freepers' beloved south seems a bit heavy in surveys. They swiftly rationalizepallis immediately knows who to blame:
Obesity is linked to poverty, and eating the wrong foods, eating too much, and not working or exercising. Blame food stamps and Democrats.
freebird5850 thinks obesity is fine.
We have been told that obesity is a problem.

That’s propaganda.

People are now worried only about those other people who are fat. Best to leave it alone.
' So then homosexuals...

freebird5850 explains that food stamps somehow encourage fast food purchases:
EBT cards buy a lot of convenience food. No need to try and cook healthy meals when you can get a bucket of chicken or a slab of ribs to go...
skeeter:
If the First Wookie really cared, she'd kick the president's arse for dramatically increasing the food stamp program.
peyton randolph is pretty sure all the skinny states are gay:
California

The late comedian Sam Kinison explained that pretty well when discussing thin homosexuals.

“Who wants to eat when you’ve had a **** in your mouth all day.”
KosmicKitty gets topical:
Colorado’s going flip. Can’t stay skinny and get the munchies. Give them 5 years, they’ll be on the top10 fat list.

33 comments:

  1. Have you done a spotlight on KC_Lion? His about page is worth a spotlight by itself. Starts off crazy and get creepier the more you read.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/~kclion/

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    1. Sarah Palin has him listed as a stalker..guy needs a real gf BAAADDD.

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    2. wow that guy needs help. A Libertarian that supports a monarchy, but only if Sarah Palin is queen.

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    3. I don't think he needs a gf as bad as he just needs a family around him.

      He's a relatively young guy who is devoted to the Sarah cult on FR. He seems rather alone and lost otherwise.

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    4. Oh boy. He's gone a little over the top, worse now than it was. Frankophilia and royalty? You gotta be shitting me.

      But that "listed as a stalker by Palin" is interesting. Where is that at? Got a link?

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    5. I was creeped out before I got to the animated gifs of S.E. Cupp.

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  2. Someone should tell freebird that you can't buy fried chicken and ribs on EBT.

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    1. The typical freeper diet consists 90% of fried chicken and ribs, 5% potato salad, 5% mac'n'cheese.

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    2. Of course not, they obviously buy steak and lobster instead.

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    3. Yeah, because you can't buy steak and lobster on EBT.

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    4. What freeper can afford steak and lobster when they need to donate to the freeperthon? Oh wait Jim Rob can
      ..

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  3. Freepers absolutely insist in living an in alternative reality. About comment 18 somebody tells them this is bullshit, Snopes says it's a fabrication, but does that stop them? Noooooo.


    Another Witness in Michael Brown Shooting Found Dead
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3235339/posts

    Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

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    1. I've read where Freepers don't believe Snopes because they think it's "liberal." The only way I assume they could think that is if they debunk more liberal-leaning rumors than conservative ones? I think? Who knows what goes on in the mind of the average Freeper.

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    2. It's not a balance issue, it's that anything that debunks their conspiracy theories is automatically part of the conspiracy.

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    3. Fact Check: So who's checking the fact-finders? We are

      http://jacksonville.com/news/metro/2012-09-28/story/fact-check-so-whos-checking-fact-finders-we-are

      Looks like it's FactCheck.org that's connected with that foundation, not Snopes.

      Not that I know anything about these things, I just looked it up because I had never heard that about Snopes.

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  4. I was thinking that a good website would be something good that can debunk all of the freeper/RWNJ memes. ....but I realised that there is one. Reality.

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    1. Yeah well, reality debunks most everything political...

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    2. Hahy, baby, that is the most sophomoric thing I have seen anyone say in ages. LOL.

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    3. Hahy, you've been coming off (with this comment and the "The sex-with-minors thing is pretty evenly spread all over the ideological spectrum,") as someone who'd say (as we Farkers say), BSABSVR.

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    4. Care to enlighten me about the Farkers? I confess that in the world of actually dangerous people, like a couple who post here, I consider them sorta irrelevant flapgums.

      That you (or Fark) don't know about the sort of distribution Pedophilia has means simply a studied ignorance.

      As for reality, I just have to say that while many Freepers are reality-challenged, most of them are not. There's a hard core more or less controlled and influenced by JR, for sure. But in the big picture, most of them are far less ignorant and floating out in space than most of the posters here, kiddo :).

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    5. If "most of the posters here" are far less ignorant than freepers, please do explain the massive amount of things those of us who post here have debunked. If by "most" you mean "some," as in "some I lost an argument to," that still hardly means "most of us are ignorant.

      I honestly can't figure out why you stick up for Freepers, with as embarrassing as they are to themselves. Maybe you can explain! But I doubt it.

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    6. Well, I can explain to some degree of course. Many Freepers, much more than your average cross-section, are highly educated civilians. There's a huge number of civil engineers, architects, PhD's and such. Back in the early days, before all the infighting they actually collected and put online their personal details. So is you think it's all redneck hillbillys, you're sadly mistaken.

      There's also a huge number of ex and current military professionals, some of them highly decorated. In my misspent hippy youth (yeah, I was an anarchist. Prayed for from the pulpit by the last hell-and-brimstone priest in the country, no less :) I spent a couple of months crosscountry skiing with with a gang of airforce officers, and came away with a very healthy respect for the level of education these guys have to have *and maintain*.

      Some of them are assholes, of course. But they ARE very competent. For example: do any of you remember the movie "we were soldiers, and young"? The Vietnam piece with Mel Gibson? The main character from that movie is a Freeper. He's decorated like christmas tree. He's also an asshole. But in the real world, I'll take his judgement over yours any day ;).

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    7. Actually, if you look at Alexa rankings for Free Republic, a large majority of the people who spend time on the site have little to no education beyond an associates degree.

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    8. I looked at Alexa..the college ranking was at median-not above and not below..some college was at above. Look at DU and the traffic is not even close.

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    9. Lolf. And what is your education, NoOne? And how do you prove it?

      But that aside, you think you can pick apart a traffic demographic from Alexa to tell you who and what the single Freepers are?

      What I love about democrats. Like Al Quaida, they have this faith in magic and jinns ;).

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    10. And I thought that all Democrats were atheists? I guess you must be talking about those Muslim atheists, right? ;)

      Anyway, Alexa just shows the total number of visitors to the site. It makes no distinction between visitors who are actual Freepers and visitors who go there for entertainment, like we do. We also know that some Freepers visit DU to post the "DUmmie Funnies" they find oh-so-hilarious.

      Who knows? Maybe people like us are driving up the college-educated statistics for FR and Freepers are driving them down for DU. That's certainly a possibility, wouldn't you say?

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    11. You're making my point for me, Euph. Who'd have thunk?

      For all Alexa knows, most traffic on FR are DU'ers and vice versa.

      And it was known from the start that only around 10% of the registered Freepers were actual posters. Stats lie. Almost as badly as Obama.

      But don't despair. there does actually exist a fairly complete - almost disgustingly so - member registry of the Freepers, their ages, background, addresses and more. It's not completely up to date, because the effort was withdrawn amid all the infighting. But more importantly, we have it :).

      Lol. You don't think Atheism is a religion, Euph? Really? Or Statism?

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    12. Well then, I'm not sure what point you were trying to make if we're in agreement on Alexa. And as far as the registry, you do know that people can lie on the internet, right? Plus, even if they told the truth, the registry would be sadly out of date for all but the longest term members.

      And while I hold no love for atheists, and they do often treat it like a religion, atheism is not a religion, nor is statism. That's just a fact.

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    13. Freepers might be ex-military, highly educated and competent, but they still post some of the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever read (excluding the your own blog posts, Mr. Norwegian Killer Whale)

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  5. Snopes is somehow sponsored by the Annenberg Foundation, which Freepers hate as a leftist plant. Barack Obama and Bill Ayers both served on an Annenberg board or something. Anything touched by Annenberg is tainted.

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    1. Which is funny as hell, because Walter Annenberg was a lifelong Republican who was Nixon's ambassador to Great Britain and a massive supporter of Ronald Reagan. His newspapers regularly trashed Democratic candidates and causes.

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    2. Swampsniper sounds like a real nightmare to deal with.

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    3. Bahaha @anon1. I love how at the end it devolves into "You're a liberal!" "No YOU'RE a liberal!" It's like watching two animals fight.

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