Thursday, November 12, 2009

Awesome.

Stolen from FARK, but apropos.

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Though, to be fair, it's only MOST blacks and Mexicans.

4 comments:

  1. Hmm,
    According to liberals the list of people against Libruls and "multiculturalism"

    1) Fox News
    2) TownHall
    3) Sarah Palin
    4) George W. Bush
    5) White males
    6) Christians
    7) Heterosexuals
    8) AIPAC
    9) Exxon,Chevron et.al.
    10) Ronald Reagan
    11) US manufacturing companies
    12) Utility companies
    13) Libertarians
    14) Conservatives
    15) Moderates
    16) Pajamas Media
    17) FBI (harassing those innocent terrorists)
    18) US Army (see above)
    19) US Navy
    20) US Airforce
    21) US Marines
    22) Rush Libaugh
    23) Bill O'Reilly
    24) Sean Hannity
    25) Debbie Schlussel

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  2. Heh. Point taken. The left has it's crazies too. Though I do think the military bit is a bit far, myself.

    And you totally forgot Joe Lieberman.

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  3. That list has a lot of individuals on it, not on par. To make the point it should be filled with big and generally resepected groups--not Hannittys.

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  4. I don't know about anonymous list number 5,6,7. Except for Hillary, Pelosi and Obama, all major liberals fall in all three categories

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