Nervous Tick is kind of a details man:
Bloody Sam Roberts has interesting criteria in who is buddies are:
Hopefully pretty soon, he’ll be well enough that he can be weaned off of pain relievers.
When he get to that point, it’s time to begin crushing his teeth one by one with a pair of pliers.
Once he gets out of intensive care, we can start working over his nuts with an electric generator.
When he get to that point, it’s time to begin crushing his teeth one by one with a pair of pliers. Once he gets out of intensive care, we can start working over his nuts with an electric generator.DeepInTheHeartOfTexas has this advice:
I like the way you think.In fact, I think you and I would get along nicely over a few brews one day.
I have three things to say:In non-testicle related ideas, it seems gimme1ibertee wants to bomb Virginia:
RED IS POSITIVE
BLACK IS NEGATIVEAND MAKE SURE HIS NUTS ARE WET
Fly him over the motherland,strap his ass onto a nuclear bomb and drop him out the bomb-bay doors.....take out more than one,do it right and with some fanfare.SkyPilot goes for a more realistic, and more petty fantasy:
Or, if you really wanna do them all in....I mean,this is really brutal..
carpet-bomb the whole region with millions of 8x10 color glossies of Helen Thomas in a thong & pasties.
So,there'll be some collateral damage..
If I were his doctor, I would repeatedly touch him with my left hand while eating a bacon sandwich downed with a shot of whiskey, while lifting up his hospital gown asking the female staff if the patient looked well, and wearing a "GO ISRAEL!" t-shirt while dropping a Koran into the hospital waste bin in front of him.Leg Olam
‘This guy will be trying every type of suicide imaginable.’
It would be kind of hard for him to do it if they ‘accidently’ amputated his hands and feet.