Monday potpourri.

kearnyirish2 clearly isn't getting any:

The American male has adapted; no marriage, no kids. Seriously. The women just have to hope some drunk slob doesn’t remember his raincoat (not even for child support - just the sperm). This is what we’ve degenerated to.

max americana is totally subliminally converting people to Freeperism:

When I spoke with our clients this morning, I make sure to insert the phrase “we are living under the Obama Depression” when the conversation turns to profit margins.

Their facial expression was “did I just hear that” to “no, you did not say that”.

When you talk to other people, just “insert” it into your conversation and see their reaction. It’s a phrase that sticks subliminally...

sergeantdave attacks Obama for cutting food stamps:

First off, the compassionate wagyu beef eating pig, obuma, cut back foodstamps by 20% or more so he could pay off his fat union pig buddies and their pensions.

That happened 7 months ago, but the liar pigs in the press never reported it. Obuma ripped the food out of childrens’ mouths so union slobs could enjoy vacations at Disneyland.

There’s another big cut in foodstamps for kids coming up next month so the fat union pigs have enough money to buy Johnny Walkers and SUVs.

canuck_conservative thinks unthinking, animalistic attacks are the way to win at politics:

Hitler wasn’t brought down JUST thru air attacks. The Allies attacked on all fronts - air, sea, land, media, etc.

So it must be with Obama and the Dems. No mercy - everything is a target.

NoLibZone solves all our problems:

Cut aide to illegals .

With the savings increase spending on schools and roads.

We will still have e surplus!

outhousepatrol has some kind of confused racism I don't get:

Back in the 60’s they used to sell a lot of those little shrunken heads....The actually looked quite a bit like Barry.

I suspect life may soon imitate art.

Obama's secret cannibal tribe will turn on him?

opentalk on what it means if we allow Obama to remain in office:

...Obama now sets a precedent that anyone who hates this country, from Osama Bin Laden to Kim Jong Il, can have a child with an American woman and that child can be President.

LeoWindhorse is against trump, for the most ass way possible:

I am am concerned that if trump ran for and won the Presidency , his wife would not be a suitable 1st lady
A sort of Solvenian ( non-American) Euro super model bimbo trophy wife type . What would she contribute ? Other than to adolescent fantasies .....

I miss Laura

LibLieSlayer blames Satan for the SciFi channel's lack of quality:

SlyLie and bonnie hammer are notorious for killing off successful but expensive series that rank high in viewership... and they do it before the magical syndication levels are reached (saves them from having to create more episodes and paying the actors for a successful series).
They are money wh0res and absolutely could care less if their viewers all dies... as long as their TV stays on their channel... IOW they do not care about the consumer and what that consumer wants.
SCi FI Channel was a great entertainment medium at one time... then they were bought out by Vivendi and the satanic demons that work for that evil empire.

LibLieSlayer also indulges in a bit of personal fiction:

mccain and obama are partners... and they were before the election.

SVTCobra03 loves imagining liberals hate him:

You should see the looks on the faces of the metrosexuals in the grocery store parking lot as they are loading up their volvos and subarus and I drive up and park my politically incorrect gas-guzzling Shelby GT500 with US Marine Corps specialty license plates and step out sporting a fresh high and tight regulation hair cut. If they only knew I was also a CCW holder and packing heat, they would faint dead away.

redgolum has the post of the freaking year:

I suspect [Petraeus] is now a muslim.

Awesome.