Monday potpourri.

pepsionice thinks the Boys and Girl Scouts are going to to split up on account of the coming civil war.

I will predict within three years that the girl scouts end up splitting up into two organizations. I’ll even go as far as predicting the boy scouts do the same within six years. We are living in the environment that existed in 1850...with two nations trying to exist in the same sphere.

Ragnar54 compares Obama to Osama:

No point in comparing Obama to Reagan. The gap is too great.

It is more instructive to compare Obama to Osama. Osama promised, Obama delivered (to the Muslims).

HINJEW SMITH wants us to nuke just about everyone:

It is time to finally forge our relationship with India, seize Pakistan’s nukes with Special Forces and the Israelis, and then destroy Pakistan with the help of India, Israel, Great Britain, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, France, Spain, Germany, and the rest of Europe.

If China gets involved we must nuke Beijing.

At this point we really have no choice.

Communist China will continue to tighten the grip around our neck until we are choked to death on every front on a global scale.

The time to strategize and deliberate has passed.

Now it’s who really has the biggest balls.

MrB thinks the zombie craze is secretly comparing us:

I think a lot of these “zombie scenarios” are in fact scenarios to get people to thinking about the urban hoards that will be dispersing out into the suburbs and countryside looking for loot and food when their gov’t checks stop coming and the grocery stores are empty.

FredZarguna has a hypothesis on that hilarious secret service tweet about FOX news:

The tweet was made via iPad, so I’m guessing a GLBT liaison working in the WH got hold of the official Secret Service Twitter account.

iPads are gay now?

muawiyah thinks...something. About demons hiding everywhere.

Did you realize that several of the folks closest to Saddam Hussein escaped death by bombs that killed everyone around them? One guy was found so beat up he couldn’t move, then they put him on a stretcher pending “aid” and he tried to crawl away and escape. Hitler himself escaped death because the effect of the blast was diverted by a heavy table leg.

What you must understand is that to a degree no one understands there’s every reason to believe you must deal with them as if they are not normal humans.

No word on who 'they' are, though the thread is about Obama's Israel speech.

nolongerademocrat has a new Obama conspiracy theory:

I think Ayers and Obama have known each other at least since they were in NY. And I believe that Obama was involved in the blinding of that South African athlete at the airport.

Kenny Bunk knows Princeton is a nigger school:

Princeton, BTW, is Michelle's alma mater, where she majored in the demanding Black Studies Program, which requires everyone to memorize a Maya Angelou Poem almost perfectly and wear an afro for at least 30 days.

Her senior thesis: Twennyfie Ways I hates Whitey and Howcome. She got an A.

Two Kids' Dad is already making plans for President Palin:

How soon after her 2nd term ends can they start minting coins and bills with her image on them? I’d love to have a pocket full of $20.12 Palin coins or a Palin $2012 bill.

babygene knows Muslims are genetically deficient:

“Islamic supremacists are doing this all over the world, attacking Westerners and their own fellow Muslims alike.”

Not at all surprising... They have been marrying their first cousins for over a thousand years. That’s the same genetically as marrying your half sister. The whole lot of them are genetically defective. Simply put, their crazy.

JudgemAll thinks Democrats have been assassinating Democratic politicians for years, via the KGB.

Yeah, “I have a dream”... they prop MLK and then they have him shot and replaced. Did the same with JFK, or profited the same way. None of these sniveling demoralized nincompoops would have made it where they are at without KGB help back then, let us remember that.