Folks, here´s a story about Moochelle the MoocherBitterness leeching satire of all humor provided by Tuanedge
Moochelle was half Commie and half Kama Sutra
Moochelle was the roughest, toughest frail
But Moochelle’s ass was as big as a whale
Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi
Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho
She met a Kenyan and he was smokin’
She made him quit, but he kept on cokin’
He took her down to DC town
They snorted lines with all those liberal clowns
Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho
Barack was Senator and the deal was sweetened
Moochelle got the things that she was needin´
Didn’t matter that nothin bout Barack was real
He was a high yella Muslim with mass appeal
hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hi
hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-ho
scoodley-doo-scoodley-doo-scoodley-doodley-doodley-doo
zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttle-doy skit-dit-skittle-but-dit-zoy
They rode in a limo with a thousand horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
Barack was more interested in boys behinds
Moochelle bitched him out about a million times
Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi
Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho
They began the campaign for the house that was white
He said “Moochelle don’t tell that I’m a Shiite”
Voters didn’t know very much about him
He talked the right jive, had milk chocolate skin
Whoooa, yeaaaah
Hey de he de he he
Soon America found out the lowdown
He blew the money, the economy did slow down
He promised all kinds of shovel-ready jobs
Gave ‘em all to terrorists and Baghdad Bobs
Hi de hi de hi de hi
Ho de ho de ho de ho
Skiddley doodley doodly do
Skiddly diddly day
Now there’s a great white hope, and his name is Romney
All we know is he’s a Mormon and he ain’t Obomney
DNC an’ MSN don’ know what to do
Moochelle gonna have to buy her own BBQ
Hi de hi de hi de hi
Skooby de be do
He de he de he de he
Whoa, Whoa Whoa
Poor Moo, Poor Moo, Poor Moo.
~*Tuanedge*~
Also, "Half Kama-Sutra?" "Toughest frail?"
That would be slightly less loathsome if it were formatted in lyrical form. Run-on sentences are not your friends.
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DeleteTo be fair, the original is correctly formatted.
ReplyDeleteYes. I will fix this evening.
ReplyDeleteIn point of fact, the "toughest frail" line is from the original song. "She was the roughest, toughest frail/But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale."
ReplyDeleteYeah, there is no racism in the Gee Oh Pee. High yellow?
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