It's Uncle Slayton Time!

The convention buzz seems super weak at the moment. Until they manage to remember what a monster Bill Clinton was, lets have a bit of fun.

I've been collecting Slayton's greatest hits since my last post on the guy. I'd say it's about reached critical mass:

Clint Eastwood's history:

Clint nailed it when he was lambasting President Empty Chair for not doing anything and called out Empy Chair for not calling the Russians before getting involved in Afghanistan.

Obama beergate:

We need to get a Special Prosecutor to determine if the beer brewed by Obama at the White House has ever been illegally sold, transported across state lines, served to minors, caused a drunk driving death or directly threatened sales of a domestic beer company.

If so, Obama will be prosecuted.

on that 'this is how we feed the animals' bit:

“What are you doing? Carroll said. “Are you out of your damned mind?”

It is obvious that Carroll was rude and insulted the two delegates you questioning their sanity and using the D-Word.

For that, Carroll should have been thrown out of the convention and not the GOP delegates who were simply defending themselves and exercising their Free Speech.

the horror of lesbian doctors:

Could you imagine being critically injured in a car crash only to be rushed to an Emergency Room, just to have a Leabian doctor work on you?

God hates shrimp!

Buras, where a great deal of Shellfish harvesting takes place had a 30 foot wall of water destroy the shrimp and and oyster boats.

New Orleans, where they were holding the Southern Decadence was destroyed by FLOOD and the Federal (Roe v. Wade) levees failed.

Biloxi where they have Gambling, prostitution, homosexuals and immodestly dressed women on the beaches was destroyed by the great waves.

Bill Nye the Science Guy:

Nye has spent years corrupting our youth and turning them away from their Christian faith and filling their heads with science mumbo jumbo.

He is guilty of Contributing to the Spiritual Delinquency of Minors.

College advice:

Parents should yank their kids out of any and all colleges that have students that protest Chick-Fil-A, have gay student unions or any gay students or staff.

It seems there would be no problem whatsoever finding colleges, with top notch accademic programs, that are not at all influenced by the Sodomites.

Rape and Pregnancy:

And it is Obama who failed to learn in science class that rape cannot result in pregnancy.

The Neil Armstrong Conundrum:

Obama will reject the wishes of the American people and Armstrong family or he will pander to their demands and exploit Armstrong for political purposes.