Monday Potpourri

ClearCase_guy's reaction to the Kenyan mall attack:

I'm assuming there is a Muslim neighborhood somewhat in the area ... why not napalm it. Then napalm it again?
Just because.

a fool in paradise joins the ranks of Freepers secretly hoping for a domestic terror attack to confirm all their loathing.

Such an attack abroad serves as a trial exercise (see what goes right/wrong).

The 9-11 attack was preceded by an earlier attack on the WTC (which was also designed to topple the building onto surrounding real estate). There were also earlier attacks on US interests.

The fruit of the boom panty bomber was on a Christmas flight.

The Boston bombers struck on Patriot's Day. Terrorists attacked on 9-11-2012 in Benghazi.

Dates mean things to them. And this administration has no spine.

Organic Panic - Facebook spying saves lives:

St. Trayvon of Skittles would probably still be alive if someone who cared about him or law enforcement had been spying on his facebook page.

Sir Francis Dashwood :

New casting for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy...

Eye of Sauron = Eye of Soros

Sarumon = Harry Reid

Legolas = Ted Cruz

Arwen = Sarah Palin

Witch King of Angmar = Obama

King of Gondor = Rand Paul

King of Rohan = Vlad Putin

Gollum = Dennis Kucinich

Mouth of Sauron = Nasty Pelousy

Lord Elrond = Rick Perry

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and the Hobbits = All of US

GrandJediMasterYoda has decided Starbucks poisons their coffee because they asked people not to take their guns inside:

When there’s a psycho trying to kill, God is the man who carries. And BTW: Starbucks coffee literally gets me sick. One or two sips and 1st comes the hiccups then the vomit, every-single-time I’ve drank their coffee. It’s poison that stuff I don’t care what anyone says, like someone sprays their coffee beans with anti-freeze. I can drink any other coffee but Starbucks.

Mamzelle revels in the misery of people she never talks to. Is there some kind of assholery beyond asshole?

I don’t speak to liberals. LOL. So I wouldn’t know if they’re eating the crap sandwich they made for the rest of the country. I do love to hear about liberals losing their health care and their jobs.

fwdude also:

I hope every Obamabot piece of excrement loses its job, home, car, health.

The Sons of Liberty is pretty proud of the fantasy world he's embraced:

Yesterday, Obama Was Not My President--or Yours

The ILLEGAL, usurping kenyan/indonesian commie
NEVER HAS BEEN, NEVER WILL BE!I consider the office vacant since noon January 20, 2009 and I strongly suspect that when historians objectively view the facts, they will conclude that Baraq Hussein 0bama illegally occupied the office and usurped the powers. 

who knows what evil? expects doctors will soon be driven into homicidal rage by Obamacare:

There will be others like Dr. Henderson, but they will decide to take some other people with them. May the people that support ObamaCare and that voted for Zero in the first place be cursed for what they have done to this country and their fellow Americans.

Regulator

All liberals hate themselves and feel guilty, but of course don’t have the courage to simply off themselves

They take their frustration out on other people and then try to congratulate themselves on how worldly they are

Responsibility2nd starts the Christmas Freeper asshole season early!

It’s not just the shopping that will be affected. It’ll be the charity donations.

This is do-or-die time for the charities. From the kettles of the Salvation Army to the United Way agencies and thousands more; they ALL will be begging for money.

I think I’ll xerox my paystub only showing what my new Obamacare related health premiums will be and say: “Wish I could help you, but Uncle Hussein took all my excess charity monies AND MORE!”

Popular science stopped allowing comments because it was always a partisan foodfight. catnipman knows what that means!

So, popsci has decided to go fascist.

lavaroise literally thinks everyone he doesn't like is gay:

When the heck was it ever wrong in America in complaining about cable service, bad government or anything else?

Oh yeah, ever since the hate crime laws and the fags who cannot be criticized.

MacCain needs to come out the closet, he is gayer than his fat daughter.

WVNan is sure America is at it's worst:

These are the worst times because we have the wrong president.

Logical me - UNITY! Also, PURITY!

It seems almost impossible to convince Republicans to quit tearing down their own. The exception is RINOs that are really communists Democrats.

informavoracious knows John Kerry ain't manly enough to fake-fillibuster.

Can you imagine Merry Kerry doing what Cruz did last night? He wouldn’t last past the first 20 minutes.