Wednesday, January 29, 2014

2014 SOTU: And what’s with all the clapping?

Freepers didn't say this one was the worst, but they hate-watched it in a thousand-plus post thread:

Exit148 has never seen a State of the Union speech before:
He’s more hopped up than usual. He has practiced the words, and has learned the acting motions, but he is a bundle of energy. And what’s with all the clapping?
relee - Body Language!
STRONG handshakes! Such enthusiasm! He’s a real alpha male!!!!

and squinty eyed too tonight, could be interesting.
Red Steel is also infuriated by things that have been going on for the past 30 years.
Seals clapping.
Nowhere Man senses cocaine:
Wouldn’t surprise me abit if he was drugged up.

Probably doing lines. B-P
edpc's analysis ends in a different drug:
He looks high.

I thought the same thing and wondered if anyone else noticed. Looks like the Choom Gang is back together.
dennisw knows America:
Too strident for the American people. I think his scam to take dictatorial powers will get a thumbs down.

Lame and halting delivery sio far

UNCONVINCING!!! On my BS meter and the American peoples
Robwin finds the applause wanting:
I notice the applauses are fairly tepid ...

Agreed. Seems perfunctory and pressed
MinuteGal also hates State of the Union tropes alluva sudden:
Here comes another personal vignette.

He spins more fables than Aesop.

He's now in full Oscar acting mode.

Where's Price Waterhouse with the envelope?
You know who started with the anecdotes in the State of the Union? samadams2000 does!
Listened to Reagans state of the union speeches today. This is really low brow least common denominator stuff.
madison10 also misses the idealized past:
I couldn’t listen to Reagan now, I’d be bawling my eyes out. I really, really miss that U.S.A. and Reagan.

(Margaret Thatcher, too)
rodguy911 shouldn't quit his day job...
Zero is no hero
his swagger is a lagger,
He has a booming voice
but to listen is a choice.
He’s as gay as any fag and
leaves you holding the bag.
He’s as goofy as a veggie
but has huge appetite for Reggie.
As presidents go he’s not very hot
We all know the real deal he’s not.
I’m about ready for bed
gonna make sure he won’t get in my head.

7 comments:

  1. Oh, rodguy911, I'm pretty sure Obama is already in your head.

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  2. rodguy911's crimes against poetry are way worse than any accusation he makes against Obama. His daily schedule in the looming gay socialist gulag looming should look something like this:

    5 a.m. - 10 a.m.: Self-criticism.
    10 a.m - 4 p.m.: Breaking rocks in the hot sun.
    4 p.m. - 10 p.m.: Rhythm, meter and scansion.

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  3. "EXCLUSIVE: Obama's high school pot dealer who he thanked for the 'good times' was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover after fights over flatulence and drugs"
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3117066/posts

    You gotta love the Daily Mail, they will do absolutely anything for money -
    but don't Freepers ever realize that they are being taken for a ride? Wouldn't you at some point have to realize that people are concocting bullshit cocktails just for you?

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    1. No. There's still people across the spectrum who get duped (derped?) by the Daily Mail. Or Daily Mirror

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  4. "but he is a bundle of energy"

    Huh, I've always thought of Obama as someone who came off as a drained, tired man...has that freeper ever seen that guy speak?

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  5. 'Choom gang' is still kinda funny even when these nutjobs invoke it. You've come a long way Barry.

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