Friday, February 28, 2014

Friday Spotlight: miss marmelstein



Another nonstandard, but longtime Freeper here. Miss marmelstein stays away from a lot of the racial and conspiracy stuff. But she is very into the NYC theater scene. So she talks about movies, and gays. Her relationship with the gays is pretty amazing - she hates them, but she loves them. I can only imagine what all her gay friends think of her...

The gays are discriminating against the straights:
I have seen signs in shop windows in Greenwich Village and the Lower East Side that make it clear that anyone who doesn’t support the gay agenda will not be allowed to purchase anything in the store. I have seen these signs.

Now, how they enforce that, is beyond me. But you’re definitely on to something.
What to do when the gay cake demands begin:
Unfortunately, religious people will not do this. But there are lots of people who dislike gay marriage and are not above a few extra ingredients in the cake mix. In perusing my usual gay blogs, they never seem to think about this...
Yes, the gay blogs:
There is only one legitimate gay conservative outlet and that is: GAY PATRIOT. A bunch of gay men who are against the entire gay activist agenda - including, it turns out, gay marriage - after initially kind of approving it. They are the most wonderful group of guys going and no one knows who the hell they are. They love America, freedom, women, Chik-Fil-A and loathe abortion and sicko gay sexual practices. But the party of stupid doesn’t know who the hell they are.
Her lightbulb hording is now useless!
Now I have 12 years of 100 watts stored in my garage for no good reason! Grrrr....I hate government!
Getting a bit catty at Condoleezza Rice:
There are so many reasons why Rice would be a lousy candidate so I’ll just stick with my pet peeves:

She’s incredibly boring and lifeless.

She’s a terrible piano player. Richard Nixon had more talent.
How to address Ms. Palin:
She’s either Mrs. Palin or Governor Palin to you, Ed. Those of us who like and respect her can call her Sarah, you condescending male chauvinist big, you!
The main thing about the gays is how dramatic they are, collectively:
But as someone who works in the theatre in NYC, I can tell you that the gay community is NOT nice and kind to each other. Once you are in the group, you have to be prepared for a lot of bile, insults and conformity. Individual gay men can be nice; but put them together at a party and you have a mixture of The Boys in the Band and feeding time at the zoo.
Butt sex is shameful:
As Gertrude Stein said, the reason gay men take drugs is to palliate the guilt and disgust they feel after committing such acts. How could they not?
Jane Fonda:
She was a sexy young woman - kind of a really dirty WASP. She was very good in Klute - her best performance. I do think she is enormously overrated. All her 70s pix were offered first to Barbra Streisand who turned them all down. She later said to Fonda: “You owe your career to me.” Two bitches who can’t get along despite sharing the same politics!
Oh stewardess! I speak New York liberal hipster:
It ain’t called Whole Paycheck for nothin’.
Unemployment insurance should be extended because THANKS OBAMA:
Conservatives have got to realize that people are on unemployment because THERE ARE NO JOBS. This monster has destroyed the economy. It’s as simple as ABC. It is an excellent talking point to take back the White House but all conservatives want to talk about is some poor schmuck who is on unemployment insurance.
Gays all over Morning Joe:
Did Ken Doll Steve replace Ken Doll Donnie? What grown man uses a diminutive? Gay men do, of course. Or maybe he’s metrosexual. Oddly enough, I can only stand about 15 minutes of it before switching to a movie - at eight o’clock in the morning!
The real gay agenda:
what Rush fails to understand is that homosexuals are also determined to get rid of the word “homosexual.” They think it’s a slur.

So the problem is not really the word “bully” it’s really the word “homosexual.”
Why does no one talk about Liberace anymore?
In the good old days, gay men often adopted their “lovers” (yuck!) for tax purposes and inheritance rights. No one remembers this?
Gay sex. Gay sex everywhere.
Personally, I think sodomy is the least of it! Their disgustingly lewd behavior in rest stops and bathhouses, their filthy language and obsession with excrement and their unprotected sex with pathetic male hustlers. The chronic drug-taking and alcoholism. The black eyes that turn up at work after a night out of the town. (Why the cuts on the faces and black eyes? Making passes at straight men or fighting among themselves? I never knew!)They are beyond belief.

There are decent gay men out there. I know some of them and have suggested to many people to read the Gay Patriot blog.

People need to educate themselves. Not everybody grows to adulthood in the New York City of the 1970s...
'getting caught up' in a gay pride parade in Paris:
One of the most telling moments in my life was getting caught up in a gay pride parade in Paris about ten years ago. I will never, ever forget the looks on the faces of the Muslim store owners as these freaks passed by. An absolutely chilling glimpse into the future...

19 comments:

  1. "Unfortunately, religious people will not do this. But there are lots of people who dislike gay marriage and are not above a few extra ingredients in the cake mix. In perusing my usual gay blogs, they never seem to think about this..."

    fortunately, sane people will not do this. but perhaps there are lots of wingnut bakers who like facing lawsuits (and who don't take pride in their work or reputations) and are not above throwing away their livelihood for a few malicious ingredients in the cake mix. in perusing my usual gay-bashing blogs, they never seem to think about this ...

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    1. I love anon1's tortured and tenuous associations.

      So, you are saying it was "sane" for Jesse Jackson to spit in the food of white people? Like it was justified in some way?

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    2. i mean like bakers who don't like facing lawsuits (and who take pride in their work or reputations) and are above throwing away their livelihood for a few malicious ingredients in the cake mix.

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    3. Well, I was addressing anon1's weak-sauce Jesse Jackson analogy, but as for the holier-than-thou bakers ...
      yeah I'd love to see one of them try and pass off an adulterated cake for the sake of their "religious liberty".

      You think the gays are tough? Try going up against the Health Department ... it would be instant lights out and a padlock on the door.

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    4. The typical right wing response:
      "See? You guys are just as bad as we are!"

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  2. Yknow she's not like the craziest or the creepiest (HI GERONL), but she is really unlikeable.

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    1. I know it's already been said by now, but I'm pretty sure she's a he.

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  3. "Miss Marmelstein" is a minor character in the play "I Can Get It For You Wholesale", first popularized by Barbara Streisand.

    FR's Miss Marmelstein is actually a gay man, a self-loathing gay man, who's own dreams of Broadway stardom were dashed decades ago.
    His greatest dream is to play Miss Marmelstein in full Barbara Streisand drag.

    Alcoholism? Drugged up sex with male prostitutes? Actully that is a short synopsis of FR's Miss M's own life.

    He's right, though, in that things are tough for aging bitter gay freepers on Broadway.
    Heck, things are tough for aging bitter freepers all over American.

    There are jobs out there ... just no one wants to hire a bitter freeper, gay, straight, or self-hating gay.

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    1. Any idea if that Gay Patriot blog is like, something he writes? I kinda preferred my vision of a lonely old woman in Arkansas obsessed with NY gay culture for no reason.

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    2. Does this mean there's like layers of delusion in these posts?

      "miss marmelstein knows Seeger secretly loved wearing tuxedos:
      A fake and a phony who had a hand in killing all the industry on the Hudson River.

      My husband once saw him on a tv show coming into the studio wearing a tux, changing into overalls for the interview, and walking out again in his tux and expensive coat."

      "miss marmelstein thinks the theater world has gotten a bit gay lately:
      I had many gay men friends as a youth. But I’ve seen a change in the theatre world that frightens me. They now self-segregate at parties, vilify women openly and bar women from some productions. The new (and horribly failed) “On a Clear Day You Can See Forever,” is a case in point. The young ones - like most Americans - know nothing of culture and yet they are controlling the culture."

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    3. Miss(ter) Marmelstein knows enough to wear the occasional beard on FR to keep flying under the radar.

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  4. Freepers comment on the "Jones act" not knowing it was proposed by a republican back in 1920

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3128098/posts#comment

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  5. This one is slightly amusing.

    Meet U.S. Senate Hopeful Chris Mapp, Who Thinks "Wetbacks" Should Be Shot on Sight
    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3128122/posts

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  6. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3127978/posts

    Freepers are angry about dem homos.

    Warchild9 posts this:

    The Religious Right is popularly perceived as a bunch of deluded white geriatrics hollering at clouds. And that’s what FR projects, as well...even tho we all know there are reasonable Freepers who lurk quietly (or else they’ll get ranted at).
    There’s no avoiding this perception. Look at how the Tea Party is portrayed in the hostile media.
    Then look ay how homos are portrayed to the peasantry: jolly, attractive...and rich. (That last is correct, by the way.)
    The social war’s over.
    PS: Raphael Cruz is just the flavor the month. He’ll pass if a real leader appears.
    13 posted on 2/28/2014 11:00:18 AM by warchild9

    Freepers respond as you'd expect. JimRob huffs in angrily:

    If you’re going to work for the other side, be my guest. But do it somewhere else! If you continue badmouthing our posters I’ll see you to the door.


    55 posted on 2/28/2014 1:31:43 PM by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)

    warchild9 responds thusly:

    To: Jim Robinson
    No problem
    Join the oldsters
    You’re on the losing side
    58 posted on 2/28/2014 2:46:03 PM by warchild9

    Vaya con dios, warchild9.

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    1. Also in that thread, warchild9 went up against DJMacWoW, one of the protected wrinkle bag harpies of FR.
      She had to chime in with some of the old lies she always has about gays and got called on it.
      JimRob chimed in soon after, another zotee courtesy of DickJamMacWoW.

      Open note to JimRob: Your dried up old harpy crew is ruining your freepathons, not helping them.
      Time for you to start applying your zots to the right targets!

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    2. Thing is, warchild9 is a long time freeper (over 10 years) ... RightwardHo is quite a bit newer (2011 sign-up).

      JimRob likes to proclaim that FR stands for pure conservatism ... NO PRAGMATISM ALLOWED !

      That is, until Bush (the coke head), McCain, or Romney gets the nod to run for office, then FR becomes RINO-land all the way! Woo Hoo!

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  7. Free-pers always attack each other. If they can't attack you for 1 thing they will make it up. They lie and call it debate. The mob rules. Jim decides who runs the mob by wind direction and money. If you want to stay give mods and Jim your money. Jim will say thanks. It won't keep you from being banned.

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    1. I feel like I've read a million people get zotted and it's always for like standing up against one thing or another that's like the official FR position (at that time).

      I don't think I've ever seen a zotting of an actual Freeper that couldn't be summed up as simply going against the current. Any statement of nonconformity, especially an indignant one, is a request to be zotted. That's why it's pretty much never an accident.

      It's like Double Dare where everyone has a container on their head that gradually fills with FR's bullshit, and for some people that container overflows and they decide they can't pretend they buy all this stuff all the time. Of course many of them have containers so large as to be practically bottomless.

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