Why is Mommy a Democrat?

Someone found this year old book and posted it on Free Republic. It provides an interesting mirror into how they see Democrats and themselves in terms simplified for children.

Disgusting, false and distorted, we need to follow with a book of our own. I'll start with the first samples:

1. Conservatives let Daddy keep more of what he earns, so mommy can buy me food and toys.

2. Conservatives make sure bad people who hurt childen are locked up.

3. Conservatives make sure help children get born and find families with both a mommy and a daddy, not two mommies or two daddies or two perverts.

Okay, the first one is perfectly valid. The second is something Democrats do to, and the third one is just hate. Okay, one out of three...but the crazy is just beginning!

1. Democrats try to abort us, just like mommy tried.

2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Castro makes his country safe.

3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, soz dey can gets an edumacacion.

Democrats like abortion because they plan to use it themselves. See, all they hate children AND are too irresponsible to use birth control. Again, this idea that if you disagree, it must be because you are evil.

And as for safety through communism, I don't get it.

Finally, is it just me, or does mommy suddenly become a black stereotype in 3?

1. Democrats take your toys and give them to kids they like more than you.

2. Democrats make sure you always wear helmets and knee pads to keep you from both harm and fun.

3. Democrats make sure all children go to school, including the mean ones who make it impossible for you to learn, and who steal your lunch money.

Democrats are like the Mommy of the school bully, who refuses to believe her monster makes life miserable for others, and who claims other people don’t understand poor itty bitty Monster.

Bullies are all democrats and shouldn't go to school!

And finally,

Why Mommy is a Democrat:
1. Mommy did not finish High School and does not understand economics.
2. Mommy is an unwed mother, who depends upon government handouts for her existence.
3. Mommy gets all of her news from broadcast network news.
But most importantly . . .
4. Mommy loves the $25 dollars the Democrats give her every time she goes to a different polling place on the bus the Democrat provide on election day and votes for a Democrat. On good election days she can pick up $400-500 dollars by voting 16 to 20 times.

Democrats are all stealing elections! And they are all unwed, uneducated mothers! No one who has any education could possibly be a democrat! And no democrats get married either!