Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Grasping

Herman Cain is accused of a 13-year affair, along with substantiating evidence and does not deny it. As has been discussed before, half of Free Republic has already moved on. The other half, though...clutch at straws in a particularly hilarious fission.

svcw knows phone records never prove anything!
So then if we looked at your phone records for the last 13 years and you have 61 contacts with the same person can we tell your spouse that you had an affair and be correct.
Seriously?
takenoprisoner assumes Cain is super fertile, like the Greek Gods:
If Cain had a 13 year affair with a woman, where are the children? Show me the DNA. No can do? Oh, so for 13 years you guys had the safest sex known to mankind. Care to show us all how?
y6162 embraces the new United Sodom States of America:

So what...

Standards have changed.

takenoprisoner knows this election is too apocalyptic and dramatic for sex to matter:

It’s only bleak if you blink. Why should anyone care how many women he may have had sex with? Is this really an issue?
If I were judged by this premise, I might have to deny a few myself. So would some of my fellow compatriots.

This election is not about having sex, or not having sex. It’s about survival. If having sex with females is a cause for denial, then all men and women should be denied a shot at POTUS. We all have sex. Well, I hope we all do.

GraceG only votes out of spite these days:

Im still voting Herman Cain in the primary. What human hasn’t made a mistake? He’s still the most conservative of the bunch. Screw the msm.

Ditto, If anything to poke out the eye of the MSM.

sport reminds us Democrats love infidelity:
What he [Cain] needs to do is switch to the Democrat Party ,and whether true or not, say he hd the flings. Not only did he have more affairs than the Kennedys, he also did a stint as a college coach and rogered several boy children. The main stream media would idolize him and the Democrat Party would make him president for life
goat granny knows the best way to respond to charges is reminding everyone she thinks Jimmy Carter's fidelity and upholding Christian doctrine was ridiculous.
But don’t forget Jimmy Carter lusted after a women in his heart....what a dork..and some people voted for him...
over3Owithabrain notes that all the other Republicans are awful people too, so why not go with the guy who has the nicest catch phase?

Whatcha gonna do when the gay affairs stories about Perry go national - well I guess they won’t because he is nowhere in the polls - but they will if he gains.

What about ol Newt? you gonna call for him to drop out when the giant dossier of his indiscretions goes viral at the right time?

Yaelle thinks the solution is to rant about Obama's secret murdered gay lovers:

Thinking.

Thinking.

What if we stayed with Herman through this? Wouldn’t that put a final end to any adult sexual affairs ruining things forever from our candidates? Is it possible to do that? But Herman has GOT to take a different tack.

we can still bring up Obama and how people DIED at someone’s hand to protect obama’s affairs. And how at least Herman is hetero.

Grasping.


Grasping? I'll say.

5 comments:

  1. When takenoprisoner wrote, "If having sex with females is a cause for denial, then all men and women should be denied a shot at POTUS," did he say that all women have sex with females?

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  2. "Whatcha gonna do when the gay affairs stories about Perry go national - well I guess they won’t because he is nowhere in the polls - but they will if he gains."

    Wait....what? How have I never heard about these rumours? Do all these false rumors just reverberate inside the echo chamber of FreeRepublic until they're unleashed to the nation in chain emails?

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  3. Anon #2, they're referring to 4 gays that were in Rev. Wright's church apparently being murdered shortly after Obama ran for President. It's also a reference to Larry Sinclair's claims that he was Obama's gay lover and coke buddy.

    Re: the dead gay men, I have no idea whether the basic facts of the claim are true, or the timeline relative to Obama's ascendancy, etc. Re: Sinclair, he comes off like a lot of kooks that make outlandish claims (i.e., I had the red-handed evidence but "They" hacked into my computer/phone line/brain and took it).

    Hey, I'm a conspiracy theorist and frankly nothing would surprise me as being true when it comes to politicians (who are largely sociopaths, YMMV) but I'm also a rational person. Occam's Razor says the claims are absolute bunk at best. Insane rantings at worst (and most likely).

    But I have to say it's a hoot watching Freepers say "It's only sex", considering their rantings during the Clinton impeachment and their general self-righteous views on sexual purity. Such people of principle!

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  4. Comment found on a political blog in response to the 4 dead gays/Sinclair story. Just posting it because it's too funny. The commenter *has* to be a Freeper:

    "Lets see Obama is BI_RACIAL so for him to be BI SEXUAL is not a far stretch...I am NOT saying that everyone who is one way will become the other, but look at who raised him......"

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  5. /Thinking...

    /Thinking...

    /Trying to formulate coherent defense to damning allegations about a republican candidate...

    /CRITICAL ERROR: NO DEFENSE FOUND!

    /Recalculating...

    /Initiating emergency protocol: Wingnut talking point word salad


    WELL AT LEAST HE'S NOT BIRACIAL ALINSKYITE SOCIALIST COMMIE ISLAMOFACIST HOMOHITLER!!!

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