Congressional burglaries

In a story I must admit I did not see covered much, it seems some liquor, computer equipment and whatnot has been stolen from three Republican congressional offices.

Freepers, ever eager to jump to conclusions, declare this Obama's Watergate.  For reals, this time!

 treetopsandroofs knows this is big!

This is how Watergate would have been reported with a ‘Rat president.

Gaffer is pretty sure Obama's involved.

Thieves with White House passes is my guess.

wrencher just knows it's Negroes:

If they find out who it is, don’t be surprised if he has a father that looks like Obama.

Col Frank Slade is adorable:

Nice to know they keep alcohol in their offices....
Actually, that may explain a lot....

No one tell him about Congress in the 70s, eh?  TurboZamboni is comfortable enough to be racist:

Well they do spend like drunken ____...

That blank?  It isn't 'sailors.'

Lazamataz has enough evidence to know who's responsible!

It's not all that baffling.
Note that only Republicans were burglarized, and staffer computers were stolen.
Eric Holder. Barack Obama. Very simple, actually.

Why Holder?  MHGinTN blames affirmative action for the low caliber of Obama's thieves:

Sounds like some of the less than professional hires common to this thuggish administration. The ‘thieves’ photgraph data but are so amateurish that they steal items out in the oipen in offices.

When they broke into Trey Gowdy’s office they revealed for whom they work, IMHO. Eric ‘Just Us’ Holder needs something, anything, to blackmail Gowdy into backing off.

I hate these obamanoid thugs and the fraud train affirmative action sonofabitch they rode in on.

Come NOvember, We The People must boot the bastards out, because it’s a sure thing the feckless Republican Congress won’t do it. They have too many ‘skeletons’ in their own closets.

These ‘thieves’ were looking for ‘skeletons’.

 Erik Latranyi has a theory:

Here is my theory:
The thefts cover INSERTING information into the oversight or homeland security documents to cover for malfeasance so the administration can say “everybody knew”.

 George from New England knows that no matter what happens, it's Obama's fault.

My Thursday prediction... There will be (probably false) reports of more break-ins, in (D) offices, just to balance the fact that only (R)s have been hit so far.