Saturday, May 5, 2012

Saturday Pix


That Obama, not being born when there was a big war!



That Obama, such a caveman! (?)



The key here is Obama's teeth.



Yes, Nero also had 'Froward' as his slogan!


I think insisting MLK would hate Obama is an awesome strategy.



That Obama, smoking even as he beats up Americans.




 Well, this all makes sense then.  It has latin words, so you know it's legit!


This is awful.  That is all.
See, the glass ceiling shouldn't be above the men too...
Ah, you don't care, do you?


It's not racism if it's loosely based on an actual Obama quote!


Who thinks this is a good idea?

This is what Freepers really believe.

8 comments:

  1. Some random comments on the pictures:

    Picture #1 (men in uniform): Shows how corrosive the military fetish that conservatives have is. Why again must a President have been a veteran, again? Last I heard, the whole point of having the President as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces is to keep a civilian in charge of the military, a separation of powers so to speak. Besides, I wouldn't exactly call Reagan or W. Bush hardcore war heroes.

    2) Picture #5 (I have a nightmare): Parody/satire works best when you actually use a real quote, in order to have a real punchline.

    3) Picture #6 (Smash America): It never ceases to amaze me how conservatives manage to link various movements together as partners in crime. Islamo-Communism?

    4) Pictures #10-#12: Yes, they are extremely racist. And unimaginative. Just like right wingers. And sadly yes, they do honestly, really think this is what Obama and black people are like. I'm no street wise person, but I guess I take it for granted that people are familiar with other races, sexualities, religions etc., since I grow up in NYC suburbs. I think Freepers really are the stereotypes of the bumpkin living in podunk in a culturally homogenous, small community, that has honestly never met a black person, Muslim, gay person, or in some cases, a Catholic or anyone outside his Pentecostal/Southern Baptist community.

    Which in a way, makes it slightly more ironic that they could so hate such people, since they've never actually done personal harm to the Freepers.

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  2. Ozy!!!!!!!! Another disgusting thread for you, re: people associated with Romney. This can make up for the double post on Romney's gay staffer, ha ha.

    Anyway, real batshit insanity here, as the Freepers are absolutely outraged and disgusted by Romney's "unnatural" grandchildren born via surrogacy. Funny thing is, I'm a Catholic so I'm not much into fertility drugs, surrogacy, etc. But I couldn't imagine labeling people who use it, or triply worse, the children born via it unnatural, or demonic, or whatever.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2880002/posts#12

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  3. From Fresno Grifter's thread.

    "But the matter here is an artificial/unnatural insemination and the fertilized egg being unnaturally implanted on the 'womb'. There is nothing natural about this. It is like making ice-cubes. Nothing natural about it."
    by sagar


    So ice is only natural if it occurs in winter in Vermont and that's when you get your ice skates out of the closet and enjoy ice as God intended. Putting some ice in your sweet tea in the Summer in Mississippi is un-natural.

    I understand Freepers don't really get science and that they are afraid of it but it never occurred to me that they are afraid of their own fridge. It not natural!

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  4. Thank you so much for this clever blog. Sometimes I find FR too depressing to wade through for any lulz to be had.

    For your next spotlight, I'd suggest wardaddy or mrsmel. Mrsmel only posts about race, blacks, and um race. She seems a little too Stormfrontish for even FreeRepublic. Wardaddy is a little more subtle, but race is his obsession as well and will accuse fellow freepers of being PC if they don't agree with his conclusion that blacks are inferior animals who should go back to Africa or that there is always a race war a'brewing. He also had a theory that the only good Jews come from non former Soviet countries.

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    1. According to Freerepublic, a "race war" has been brewing since the mid-40's.

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  5. Is Free Republic becoming a religious cult of some kind?

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    1. Is OZZY becoming quite the expert at hotlinking?

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    2. Actually, the owner of this site is the master of raping little boys.

      ---Absolutely Nobama

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