Gas armageddon!!!

Gas prices are going up. Not that they're as high as they were a couple of summers under Bush. But Freepers suddenly see gas prices as all that stands between America and an apocalyptic wasteland:

Charles Bronson Forever remembers the dark days of 2008:

There’s going to be chaos!

rwfromkansas is scared:

if gas goes to 5, it will be about as bad as when I had the truck. Scary.

ilgipper thinks correlation is causation:

Doesn’t anyone realize that last time price rose to new peaks in 2008, we were in a collapse a few short months later?

takenoprisoner knows this is part of the conspiracy:

The escalating cost of gas is merely another step in Obama’s plan to destroy America. Obama thinks America hasn’t been paying it’s fair share for petrol. He said so from the beginning. He also promised he would change it so Americans are paying as much for petrol as the Europeans. Since to pay less, is a crime against his master, one allahmoohaamedalikrashadalialquedamosbrohoodofamericaandmideasternafghanfagpersianknightsarbianpimp-softerrorahmedthepervertedknightofgay.

You...might want to get that looked at.

NTHockey on gas prices somehow killing us all:

0bami’s DeathCare isn’t going to kill us fast enough; so it’s now 0bambiGas. He can’t blame THIS on Bush.

CitizenUSA knows that liberals want to kill off most of humanity:

The left WANTS high gas prices. This is great news for the global warming and one world crowds. America uses more than its fair share of the world’s resources, and we need to cut back to save the planet. I seriously think the sick, leftist puppies would cheer if 2/3 of the human race was wiped out.

unkus knows why the liberals want to purge us - demons:

Indeed, their religion is humanist, and they are distinctly anti-human.

In other words, they are Satan’s followers.

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Exactly! It’s all demonic.