OMG! LONG FORM!

See Obama's rope-a-dope! Watch Freepers pivot! Witness the rampant denial! Enjoy the goalposts moving!

Fractal Trader goes with denial:

Clearly a forgery. There should be a consistent “hashed” background across the document. There are many places where there are white spaces surrounding typing:

6c This one is really bad. The HEADER, “Name of Hospital...” has white space. The header should never have any white space
7a
7d
13 Compare ANN to STANLEY and DUNHAM Different type, white space
18a Signature white space
19a Signature white space

THERE ARE WHITE SPACES ALL OVER THE DOCUMENT

Responsibility2nd just declares victory.

We’re ECSTATIC!

We’ve forced his hand. All the lies and deception Obama has fed us has now come to an end.

Or has it?

For birthers to force Obama into this does not bode well for Obama. He’s running scared.

bvw looks into Obama's soul and sees victory:

I am listening to Obama at the news conference. Based on his demeanor, his voice — this is a all a con. That is my impression is he and Hawaii are tendering what they know to be a fraudulent certificate. He is unsure if the con will make it through, so he is downplaying why it took so long to release, and trying to force everyone to “move on”.

Dansong keeps the Kenyan faith alive!

The catch 22 here is simple: If he really was born in Kenya - and I believe he was - then everything hinges on third-world/African record keeping circa 1961; meaning there probably is none and hence nothing exists to counter a good forgery. Kenya’s chaos is his cloak.

Fantasywriter remembers that one birther army guy and is pretty sure he'll be Obama's downfall:

If this is real, Obama just self-destructed. People recall the Swiftboaters, I’m sure. They torpedoed the execrable Kerry’s asinine run for the WH. The way they treated Kerry will look like the kid glove treatment of a tender mother with her newborn, compared to what will happen to Obama if this thing is legit.

The commercial starts with the gates of Leavenworth slamming shut. The voice over says, ‘He asked to see his CIC’s most basic documentation—the same papers he had to show to join the military. It wasn’t too much to ask, considering he had just been asked to risk his life in Afghanistan.”

Segue to a pic of Obama golfing.

“He couldn’t be bothered. He let a decorated, honorable officer and family man rot in Leavenworth. He didn’t want to be late for his Tee-time.”

Segue to pic of Terry Lakin.

“His career was destroyed. His family suffered. All because Obama refused to release this:”

Segue to pic of BC.

Beat.

Segue to another goofy pic of Obama on the golf course.

“Is this the man you want sending your sons and daughters into harm’s way???”

Voice over, ‘paid for’ etc.

Obama will be toast For FREAKEN’ Ever!!!! He will be hated and despised, even by apolitical voters. This commercial is the blow/wound from which he could NEVER recover.

Any lurking Obots who want to harp on the it’s all Lakin’s fault meme, just be aware of one thing. Maybe one or two percent of the people watching the above commercial will blame Lakin. He’s rotting in Leavenworth, remember? It’s the Golfer in Chief who takes the brunt—as well he should.

DCBryan1 makes a "yo mamma" joke. Classy:

BLOCK 17a IS WRONG!

It should read, "Commie whore".

magritte has high standards of proof:

Can’t tell without an actual physical copy in hand...

RJS1950 thinks this only leads to more questions:

This might be believable if he had not spent over 2 years and millions to hide it. If he had produced something credible during the campaign when the issue first came up there would be few questions. This just heightens the suspicion that he was and still is hiding something.

wilco200 straight up says he's going to move the goal posts:

Goody.

Then we just “move the goal posts” hee hee hee

Where is your original passport? Where are your college records and financial aid info? etc.

Admitting you're arguing in bad faith is not usually an approved tactic. But then that is in reality-land.

gop4lyf pivots gracefully:

I am more interested in his college records, but it is interesting that he has been forced to finally show it.

Paddy Irish is too excited for sentences:

Muslim! Who’s the baby daddy? Maybe mom born in Canada?

Fawn focuses on what is important:

I wonder who his daddy is....I’ll bet that part is photoshopped...