Michelle Obama is fat, communist and black.

It's been a bit since we've looked in on Freepers constant cattiness at the Michelle Obama. Nothing encapsulates the obsesive partisan pettiness better than a good Michelle thread.
Yahoo writes an article on her wardrobe team, and away we go!

traditional1 goes with the traditional 2 insults:

Ya know, I purposely avoid TV whenever either one of the Usurpers are on the tube, but if she's got a "star team of fashion and beauty experts" on her staff, why does she always look like a Wookie?

She always reminds me of Aunt Esther on Sanford and Son.....

wookie AND Aunt Esther! Wow, this guy is as hilarious as he is original!

WestwardHo thinks she looks like a man with boobs:

It looks like her head is photoshoped onto a male body...look at those muscles and shoulders...man b***bs...never mind...!!!

Noob1999 is pretty sure Michelle Obama is making her clothing choices based on bribes, because Chicago!

It sounds like its time for someone to explore the connections of Wookie-wear, to the designers/manufacturers.

It might be interesting to find out what contracts the
Wookie has signed, with deferred royalties, to these “fashion” houses to wear their garbage in public.

It’s the Chicago way don’cha know!

manc posts a number of times asking for moar ugly pics of Michelle Obama!

do you have the photo’s of her walking up to airforce one in the yellow outfit showing her massive arse and panty lines or the one where she is walking her dog?

Weird.

LucyT thinks the First Lady is cheap:

This afternoon in Target, I saw a handbag exactly like moo-shell’s for $19.99.

Say, what is wrong with her arms? Ever notice her wrists?

mojitojoe is a bit overexcited:

YESSSSSSSSSSS! I’ve said many times that she is deformed. Her upper arms look like a man,s her lower arms and wrists look like she had polio. I think she is a hermaphrodite.