Liberalism: The New Crack

When I read the title, I knew this had to be awesome. Alternate Freeper history hooo! Though, interestingly, Freepers shied away from the drug parallel. They prefer the well-trod ground of slavery parallels:

Republic of Texas thinks liberal whites all think like slave owners:

White Democrats never left their “slave owner” mentality, and black Democrats never left their “slave” mentality. What’s worse is that the media won’t let either group move on.

Don Corleone expands on the idea:

The social enslavement of the “Blacks” goes all the way back to such liberal luminaries as Cecil Rhodes (Rhodesia, Rhodes Scholars etc) and Margaret Sanger who’s ethnic cleansing and population control was aimed primarily at the Negro. Even Adolph himself drew inspiration from their philosophy.

Now they are kept in semi-permanent enslavement by government policies that suck the ambition out of them and drive them to pull the lever for the Democrat Party at each opportunity. Remember the picture of the mob in Detroit not too long ago? Obama Cash! Obama Stash!

Remember, all liberal blacks are like those people in Detroit that were caught on camera that one time. Well, that or they're like those two BLACK PANTHERS!

ConservativeDude blames medicare:

just when Black America was starting to get some momentum, along came the Great Society with all its help, and after that, it has pretty much been a downward spiral.

Republic has a whole new version of President Johnson's relationship with black people:

Lyndon Johnson even said as much as he signed his bill-something like, and these are my words but fair to his comment, 'now we have a lock on these people forever'. Meaning, of course, VOTES.

Beelzebubba blames Civil Rights for ruining black people:

Read some conservative black autobiographies (Sowell, Walter Williams), as well as their scholarly writings and you’ll learn how everything was getting better for blacks BEFORE the civil rights movement, which was basically the rooster taking credit for the sunrise.

Pontiac wants to be black:

Minorities are over privileged in this country.

Minorities are legally exempt from criticism by virtue of the fact that any criticism is deemed generated by prejudice on the part of the critic. The ease with which a plaintiff can gain a favorable verdict from the courts silences critics quite effectively. Typically a minority will not even have to take a case to court to gain a finical settlement. The mere threat of a suit will see that the minorities palm is greased.