Monday potpourri.

SarahPalinForPresident2012 on Palin's bravery:

Nobody in US history has been harrassed as much as this — Gov Palin is the bravest of all Americans ever...

Obama's been giving poor austingirl nightmares. Crazy, paranoid nightmares:

I've been having nightmares all week. In one I was able to speak directly to Obama and his eyes became red and he openly spoke of his evil plans to destroy America.

Last night I dreamt I was in the grocery store and, along with the other shoppers, watched prices on a digital display tick upward before we could pick the item off the shelf (and the package sizes were shrinking). People were standing there in shock, not sure what if anything they could buy. I yelled out "Thanks, Obama!"

sport is rather more sanguine about our economy:

Anything obama is for,I am against. So bring on the global recession.

UCANSEE2's conspiracy theory has some timing issues:

If it hadn’t been for Sarah Palin as VP, the DEMS would have run with Hillary. Once they saw that Palin’s popularity outshone Hillary’s, they decided to switch from a GENDER based race, to a RACE based race.

indylindy thinks Obama is ugly:

You may not have horns, Obama, but you have big ole flop ears and an ugly wart thing on your snout.

surfer is not a fan of the Speaker of the House:

Boehner should have never been considered for speaker...the guy is a traitor...always has been.

Since birth, Boehner has hated America!

DesertRhino on Obama's many speaking styles:

now, Obama comes along with his Faux ebonics, his Boston Blueblood accent, his Faux black preacher rhyming routine, a very nice islamic accent, and sometimes an odd Redd Foxx drunken-wino-philospher impersonation....

(na na na na na,, now listen heah,,,)

goodnesswins doesn't think much of the Democrats:

I’ll bet Trig could do a better job than ANY Democrat...when he hits legal age.

Well, thank god for the age thing - gotta keep everything Constitutional!

WhistlingPastTheGraveyard made me laugh:

Get ready for another four years Obi Wan Nairobi squatting in your White House.

Racist, but oddly hilarious!

Grumplestiltskin turns birthermism's increasingly strict requirements on the Republican party:

rumor is that Mr. Rubio can’t pass the “natural born citizen” test, either.

Hasn’t he been fudging a bit when questioned about this?

And the same may even apply to Bobby Jindal....

Sacajaweau counters by deciding 'Natural Born' means 100% loyalty through your life, or some such:

Obama has not led a tough life.

He also hasn't led the life of a TRUE, LOYAL AMERICAN CITIZEN.

I do not believe he was eligible for the Presidency. That requirement wasn't about just birth.....it was about 100% loyalty THROUGHOUT THE CANDIDATES LIFE.

NFHale finishes it off by noting what birthers really believe:

There are AMERICANS....and then there are Liberals.

Nervous Tick knows even if Obama makes budget cuts, it's only cause he's racist:

Cutting entitlements like SS and Medicare is okay with Bambi, but only for middle- and upper-class whites. :-)

RadiationRomeo has a plan:

I say use Rand Paul’s plan and shut down the government until it is accepted.

There will be riots but oh well.

LibLieSlayer has had it with FOX News:

I despise you fox... you are a leftwing news outlet and nothing that your network does is any longer considered “FAIR OR BALANCED”.

Noumenon thinks ahead to the post apocalyptic hellzones:

Those of us who live outside what will become urban hell-zones will have some hard, hard choices to make regarding the flood of hungry and desperate refugees, ravagers and killers who will be coming our way once the music stops.