Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Obama's not even good at being a Negro

With all the heavy racial and gender stuff going on lately, we haven't had much pure pettiness yet, have we?

I guess Obama did some basketball over Easter, and missed a lot. Freepers are primed for silliness:

Batman11 is reminded that Michelle is all big and ugly:

Bozo should have just had his Patrick Ewing look-alike wife dunk it for him! What a Nancy this guy is!

woweeitsme knows Obama sucks at everything, but also doesn't care:

How come we’ve never actually seen footage of this guy playing basketball? As non-athletic as he was throwing out the first pitch, I can’t imagine he’s that good at basketball.

And the bigger question is...who gives a rat’s butt about him playing basketball?

Turns out Freepers do. Who woulda guessed?

Hodar has decreed Fun is unseemly in these dark times:

We are fighting a war on two fronts, we have near record unemployment, goverment spending is out of control, the entire country is in a Depression - and this jerk is playing Basketball?

Salamander is hilarious:

Half white men can’t jump.

IM2MAD is still pining away:

I bet it wouldn’t have taken Sarah that many tries.

sennabanderas critiques Obama's form:

He is not close to being a decent bball player. He has an ugly shooting form and is unathletic.

The fact that he shot 0-7 against air is proof.

He is John Kerry with a tan.

nobamanomore is totally more badass then Obama!

Yesterday on my 55th birthday, I played 2-on-2 pickup basketball, two games with my brother and a 22 yr old and a 15 year old. It didn’t take me 7 shots to score, and I had a defense to play against.

I also played baseball in college and don’t throw like a girl, although my arm has gone away to some degree. His athletic resume consists of a second string bball player in Hawaii. Like everything else about him, his abilities and past are manufactured.

haircutter provides the inevitable "Obama looks unhealthy."

Hummmmmm
could his smoking habit be making him ‘short winded’ he does not look really healthy. MSM covers for him as always...

King Moonracer makes a joke wherein "basket" stands for "butthole."

Obama misses 7 baskets???

Let’s see, there was
1. Frank Marshall’s basket
2. The trannie nannie’s basket
3. That muzzie guy at Columbia
4. Larry Sinclair
..
Pre-Operative Michelle’s basket...

stboz PROOF!
I knew it! I knew it all along.
He's not Black, he's Arab.!

3 comments:

  1. Thanks for the joke, Ozy. I really did laugh out loud.

    "Obama's not even good at being a Negro"

    And what is up with all the gay stuff at Free Republic? These guys think about dick far too much.

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  2. And yet if it was Bush, they'd all be saying things like, "It doesn't matter! He's the president, not a basketball player!"

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  3. I love that they require audiovisual PROOF that Obama plays basketball.

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