Wednesday, November 21, 2012

And Now This Word from Outer Space

Too crazy to wait till Monday edition:

The current American Civil War (yes it is happening) will be about families fighting against NATO, schoolboys against IRS SWAT teams, and they will remember movies like the original Red Dawn, they won’t act predictably. 
No I can actually see soccer moms with Samurai sword lopping off socialist school board heads and then mounting them on pikes, I can see sheer brutality coming up, I see millions of armed Americans taking potshots at anything that is an icon of the Federal government.
Samurai soccer moms provided by Eye of Unk (Cicil War in America is here, its already been declared.)

2 comments:

  1. "Think of where the colon is,

    The prostate is devided by a thin film, if that is broken then all that feces get into there.

    It’s not just eprverted sex it;s down right not healthy or natural"

    "I think he is one of those straights who wants to be cool and “in”."

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2961079/posts

    Huge article about Hobby Lobby, a Christian business, having to pay for *gasp* women's prescriptions.

    "If that means NOT supplying contraceptives in the insurance coverage so be it. If that means I want to serve whites only, so be it. "

    "So... Am I understanding this right?

    Once a person, let’s say a Muslim, starts a SECULAR business, lets say a RESTAURANT then he is required to sell me bacon whether he is against it on religious purposes or not?"

    No, no you are not.
    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2961600/posts

    San Fran votes on nudity ban except during gay pride parade.

    "I know better than to question God, but sometimes I admit I do wonder why He tolerates San Francisco."

    "Remember, this is the place where using plastic shopping bags or giving a kid a toy with a Happy Meal is against the law.

    But, some dude waving his schlong in your face is, for the moment, perfectly legal."

    "Sometimes I think that God is allowing such outrageous evil and vice (and there are many, many examples) to teach everyone who is not avowedly evil and can still choose what the cholices are."

    You lost me, dude.

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2961269/posts

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  2. I am pretty sure Eye of Unk watches Walking Dead! Too bad Moushin(?) is a black woman. Well, I guess there's Mia Love...

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