Yelling WE WIN loudest will bring us victory!

I'm in DC, and the storm didn't do much here, except for screw up my school schedule by reintroducing me to Diablo III while I was sequestered earlier this week. Consequently, I have a big paper I have neglected for the past 2 days due this evening.

So this is all you'll get today.

Should be caught up tomorrow, though, and I got lotsa threads to get to before the election renders them moot!

Anyhow, Anonymous found this one. And it has it all! Racism, Obama's a dictator, Obama is doomed, Obama has superpowers, birthers...

It's weird how meta politics get in the week before an election - I remember from 2004 and 2008, that at this point it's all about the polls, and the issues are basically done.

This cycle is particularly hilarious for how strident the right is about declaring victory, and planning for the post-Obama conservative paradise:

gswilder knows Obama taking off during for disaster relief is so politically damaging it's proof he's given up:

The left may say they think they are winning, but the ones in the know, or the ones who can think, know it’s not happening for Obama this time. They got an inkling at his convention speech. And they knew if for sure after Debate#1. He is just not into winning.

If Obama wanted it and thought it was close, he wouldn’t let the hurricane stop him. Remember in 2008, he said he could run his campaign and manage the financial crisis. So I think he knows they are losing, so why spend a week out wasting your time with the little people. The hurricane gives him an excuse to “pull out” of the states without looking like it.

rbbeachkid isn't sure why Obama is so bad at campaigning:

I go back and forth about this. Sometimes I think that he is not interested in winning. At other times I think that he just has no idea how to work hard at something.

Which ever the case, I have had the feeling for a while now that he is just phoning it in.

arthurus hates how Republicans aren't vengeful.

Republicans just love to ‘let bygones be bygones” and everything will just go silent.More likely he will use the 83 days to make his administration more memorable than you could now believe and give another big boost toward collapse on his way out. He has had no qualms so far about defying Congress and the Constitution and has written new laws and reinterpreted or refused to enforce existing laws.

Eh, he's probably still bitter about all the Bush administration prosecutions.

Steely Tom knows Libya is all that matters:

Benghazi is so big, so gigantic in its implications, that it hasn't begun to even be news.

Benghazi affects the attitude toward duty of every single member of the Armed Forces and the diplomatic corps.

Benghazi affects the attitude and loyalties of every single intelligence source we have, everywhere in the world. People who face horrible deaths every day, and who are trusting the United States government with their lives and those of their families.

Benghazi is a turning point.

Do you think Benghazi is the end? Do you think Al Qaeda is going to stop now? No way.

There are going to be more Benghazis in more countries. Probably soon, maybe before election day. Obama is not going to be able to run and hide again. The Democrat Party brand is in jeopardy, or should be.

Oh yeah, the State Department all hate Obama now!

ExNewsExSpook totally read on the Internet that Obama is gonna loot the country when he loses:

HillBuzz hsd a column on this very topic a couple of days ago. They speculate that Obama’s last 83 days will be devoted to securing as much money for Mr. and Mrs. Zero, and their upcoming Barack Obama/Karl Marx Social Justice Center and Car Wash in Hawaii. As during Clinton’s final days, everything will be for sale; ambassadorships, pardons, favorable executive orders, etc. And with lessons learned from the Clintons, Zero and Company will find ways to keep their deals out of the spotlight, and the money trail will never be uncovered.

Clinton has reportedly pocketed well over $100 million since leaving the White House. Obama has the potential to make that much BEFORE leaving office.

rawcatslyentist manages to mock Obama's daughters AND call Obama gay in record time:

The HI home is for the Wookie gurlz.

Bath house Barry is headed back to Man Country in Chi Town baby!

NCC-1701 doesn't understand how pardons work:

I seriously look for him to pardon himself. He’s set so many records and firsts, why not one more. Besides, no other occupier of the Oval Office has done that. His overall pardons list will be an interesting read. Look for Holder’s name to be there front and center.

NCC-1701 follows up by explaining that Obama's super powers will save him:

Don’t know if he can or can’t. However, with the way it seems that everyone gives him what he wants, he’ll get his self pardon. He is The Messiah after all.

tom h meditates on Obama's post-election bitterness:

Obama will sit in his Hawaiian retirement home having to live with the fact that his "elections have consequences" and "we won" comments to the Republicans doomed his effectiveness for the remaining three years of his Presidency.

He will also wail and gnash his teeth over the fact that he allowed Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to run away with their majorities and saddle Americans with another $7 trillion in debt, while successfully foisting all the blame for the debt on Obama.

Finally, he will someday punch Bill Clinton in the nose, when the Secret Service isn't looking, for having told him back in 2009 that "the reason I lost the Congress back in 1994 was because I didn't pass nationalized healthcare. You have bigger majorities than I did, so press on! You'll ensure Democratic dominance for decades once it passes."

"We won" doomed Obama? Really?!

Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America knows Obama stopped campaigning to help the coverup:

He’s probably helping Eric Holder man the SUPERSHREDDER 5000 in the basement of the DOJ.. Bzzzzzzt.. Bzzzzzzzzzt.. There goes another one, Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt..

LachlanMinnesota's frustrated Obama hasn't been matching the crazy version in his head:

I am surprised that Obama has not started dressing himself in a Colonel’s uniform and cap with lots of gold braid and medals on his chest, and driving all around the country in a motorcade with flags on the bumpers like Amin did.

MrB explains that Obama's thugs suck these days:

That’s the problem the left faces - their proxy thugs have been morally decayed over the generations to the point that they are nearly worthless to them.

ImJustAnotherOkie is all in for birtherism as the most practical solution:

The only thing that really matters is if it is proven he was ineligible. If that is so, all bills signed by him and all treaties signed by him become invalid.

Pretty good payoff if it can be done.

Grampa Dave predicts Obama is going to free all black criminals outa spite:

How far reaching is his power to pardon—i.e. can he throw the prison doors to huge crowds of “his people” who have been convicted of rape and murder?

If he loses big time with the electoral vote and EC vote, he will need a Krey super computer to keep track of all the pardons he will issue.

Then he will need another one to keep track of all the Executive Orders issued to harm this country and serve as fiscal time bombs for President Romney.

rawcatslyentist expects Obama will arm all the black criminals he frees as well:

>throw the prison doors to huge crowds of “his people”

His own private 0mugabe army! Just as well armed, and funded as the US military. Loyal only to him.