Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Freeper Wish List

Freepers look forwards to the Romney era. Like a cross between Dickensian England and a police state.

Gator113 knows what to do with the previous Administration!
Investigate, charge and convict Obama and every other corrupt politician and their co-conspirators. I want reparations from the democrats.
CodeToad thinks embracing birtherism means a total do-over:
Investiate Barry’s birth certificate so we can legally know that he is NOT a US citizen and we can throw out ALL of his signatures. Send armed federal agents to Hawaii to get the documents they claim they have but will not release and prove they do not have them.
Zman516 wants to screw over government employees, and also end a bunch of agencies:
Reduce all federal employee wages and pensions by 25%. Eliminate the Dept of Education, Dept of Energy and EPA...for starters.
Stealth Ninja wants Romney to govern like a dictator and persecute Muslims:
Liquidate and eliminate Fannie, Freddie, as well eliminate FHA sub-prime portfolio. No more gov. sub-prime mtg or MBS allowed. No rate advantage for gov., either. Only carry mortgages that have 20% down, like it was before Clinton.

Keep the czars, govern like a dictator. Any complaints, tell them to talk to the prior administration.

Eliminate all pensions for gov workers, except military and medical/military employees. Offer 50% matching 401k.

At borders and airports, TSA will stop all harassing, and change to stopping all Muslims. Treat them to the identical security approach as Israel. Same at borders. No more Muslim visas, without extraordinary exceptions. Investigate all Mosques, muslim charity organizations. No cooperation, instant deportation. Eliminate EPA, start new one that is tiny. Cut dept of education funding by 75%, make it a states issue.

Fire every Hussein appointee, eliminate every law change and executive order. Require a national Photo ID to vote.
GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer) hates the UN and SOROS and many others:
1. Get us out of the U.N. and the U.N. out of our country. Give them 48 hours to leave. 48 hours is not unreasonable. I would prefer 24 hours, which can be done. I saw the 24-hour time limit happen on many occations in the Canal Zone when someone did not behave. That person and family were out in a flash back to the States withing 24 hours.

2. Take away Soros U.S. citizenship.

3. Cancel all executive orders dating back before Clinton and more.

4. Stop giving our money to all countries and phony organizations which pretend to be helping mankind, etc. It is yours and my money.

No more.

5. Give States back the right to run their own affairs. Keep the Feds out of it.

(The States need to take over their own lands, even if it is at gun point, which the Feds have claimed it belongs to the Feds because the Feds say so.)

6. Start drilling and mining for oil and coal.

7. Put the Kenyan and his friends (This includes Pelosi) in jail…the Kenyan bastard for murder and theft. And anybody else who was in collusion and knew he was not eligible to occupy the WH, which is all of Washington DC and more.
CardeadInKy is also on board the "no executive orders" train.
#1 - All current XO’s now are void. #2 - Fire all workers appointed by past Democrat presidents.
#3 - Order Chief of Staffs to change “rules of engagement” to allow our troops to WIN and protect themselves.
#4 - Tell all Head-of-States were our troops are endangered to “be for us” or we pull all Troops & assistance (funds) from you!
#5 - Limit the EPA activity severly.
#6 - Get queers/women issues out of the military ASAP.
Ann Archy wants no more US attorneys:
FIRE EVERY US ATTORNEY!!!! CLEAN OUT THE "JUST US" DEPT!!

CLEAN OUT THE STATE DEPT and get some PRO-AMERICANS in there!!
Thane_Banquo wants no more regulations. Which will end well.
First order of business ought to be reining in the regulatory agencies: No more new regulations without explicitly passing Congress and being signed into law by POTUS. Next, fire most of the rule-writing staffs of the agencies and let them do enforcement only.
LizardQueen has the best plan of all:
First, clean house of all the Obama appointees and sympathizers. Then institute 10% across the board budget cuts WITHOUT a reduction in services.
That should get rid of some of the fat and give the govt employees a taste of what the private sector deals with all the time.

8 comments:

  1. I hope everyone reading this has voted for Obama, and better yet, encouraged at least one other person to do likewise. If you won't do it to support Obama's policies, or to oppose Romney's, then just do it for the entertainment value. An Obama win = Freeper Madness on a truly epic scale.

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    1. I voted for Jesus-Cthulhu, but I live in a dark blue state so my national vote isn't important.

      The schizophrenia on FR is mind melting. Obviously many are declaring victory, but there is a large number of threads preparing for a Romney defeat. I'm always amazing at the conservative hivemind preparing their talking points: Voter Fraud, Voter Intimidation, Hurricane Sandy, Betrayal by Chris Christie / MSM. In the case of a defeat they're already prepared to start blaming something.

      Strangely I haven't seen anyone blame RINO Romney yet, but I imagine if Romney loses this will be FR's go-to reason for defeat.

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    2. I try not to go to Freeper central to read directly from the source but have any of them discussed going into their bomb shelters for four years to weather the biblical-grade storm if Obama wins?

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  2. I voted for Jesus-Cthulhu, but I live in a dark blue state so my national vote isn't important.

    I dunno. Personally, I'm in favor of running up the scoreboard against these creeps, for the lulz as well as because they're batshit-crazy authoritarian assholes with shit for brains.

    My philosophy is, if my state's safely blue, I can still "donate" my vote to a disenfranchised voter in, say, Ohio. (And really, I wish that were a more common sentiment on the left. This a.m., it's been pretty heartbreaking to see some African-American lady waiting in line for nine hours in FL while the white hipsters in my deep-blue northwestern city can't even be bothered to mail in their fucking ballot. You don't want your vote? Then give it to someone who actually cares, and who probably has a lot more to lose than you do from a Romney victory. Seems like a no-brainer to me.)

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  3. You don't want your vote? Then give it to someone who actually cares, and who probably has a lot more to lose than you do from a Romney victory.

    To clarify, I'm not directing this at MDaF. I was just thinking back to some irritating conversations I heard at the coffee shop this morning....

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    1. It was a joke, I voted for Obama/Biden. I understand your point, and I agree that every vote counts.

      I might have seemed nonchalant because being in a deep blue state in the bluest of cities, it's much harder to get worked up about politics.

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    2. Understood, and I know exactly what you mean having lived in SF for years. I did feel pretty irrelevant a lot of the time.

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    3. Hooray SF. I'd give ya a high-five, but my tight pleather jacket doesn't allow full range of motion.

      meh, oh well. I'm off to Zeitgeist.

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