Wednesday, March 25, 2015

List your favorite obama nick-names!

One of the silliest partisan exercises.

Here are some highlights, many from some of our Spotlight friends. Go figure.

Bronco Bama [ bareback rider]
'Black Marxist Muslim gay illegal alien', or

Eboma, or

0bama (with a zero)
T-Bone Texan:
Bath house Barry, the Turd-burgling Butt Pirate.
When you ask them to do some namecalling, out of all the things they could go for, most Freepers go straight for the 'faaaaaaag' button. It is weirdly obsessive.

atc23 goes with the racism
The Purple lipped Clown Prince
peeps36 gets a twofer:
The Purple Lipped Penis Puller
GrandJediMasterYoda's anger cannot be contained by a single name.

Twice unconstitutionally elected foreign born radical Muslim and enemy of the United States.
Tennessee Nana doesn't believe in democracy:
that guy in my White House
Zippy. (In my mind I see Urkel, wearing a beanie with a little propeller on top.)
R.I.C. Raghead in Chief
Any guesses about rktman 's?
(p)ROTUS. Halfrican-American
IChing one-ups FARK's "Fartbongo"
RightGeek opts for a joke:

From Dreams of My Father: “So I said to my mother, ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’ She replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!’ ”
Wow, V K Lee is really, really bad at this:
big black blob
Blind Eye Barak
Basil Fawlty
Fawlty Towers
King Putz
King Putt
Krinkles the Klown
lyin’ king
o dark won
President DooLittle
Richard Cranium
sequin-studded Starina
The creature
The black moron

Some were mine; some were ‘borrowed’
Now I'm bored. Luckily, raybbr's geekiness is here to save us!
Thulsa Odooma
FamiliarFace recalls an old Rush Limbaugh bit that has long since died to all but Freepers.
The Magic Negro.

I had forgotten that one. Thanks for the reminder.


  1. There is a thread about kids climbing on a Vietnam memorial in DC. The photo shows two dark haired kids. Of course it Freepers minds this can only mean one thing...
    To: Ronald_Magnus

    Some damn wet back brats

    33 posted on ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎45‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by Sequoyah101

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    They are the worst. Why do I even go there? I can't believe the comments that remain on that site.

    1. "Comment #33 has been removed" ...
      score another one for Freeper Madness!

    2. Freeper Madness, the conscience of Free Republic since....

  2. The Purple Lipped Penis Puller

    What a window into the way their minds work. I can only imagine what's in their spank banks.

    1. Read back to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" repeal posts, a quick once over of their horror-fantasies about being forced into gay acts by other soldiers will explain it all.

      In more detail than you might want.

  3. I think Kristinn must lurk here. He makes an appearance on that thread and calls them out for being race obsessed. Then the worst of the posts ends up being removed!
    Hey Kristinn! Good on ya.

  4. Get out your "Jump To Conclusions" map...we've got Muzzies in the cockpit!!

    Co-Pilot Andreas Lubitz is less like a Muzzie and more of a Spanish Jew who might have had a heart attack.

    But don't let that stop the tin foilers.

    1. I think some are slowly moving away from the muslim angle and are now gravitating to the he must have been gay and had a spat with a male steward.
      It just shows how they do are deluding themselves into thinking that white, male, Christians are unable of doing any type of crime. Which to me is very dangerous. I like to keep an informal count of stories that they don't post. For instance the food network star that was killed. It took them close to 4 days to post that and when it was posted it didn't get many replies. Most of the replies were tactless and making jokes about body parts being found in a stove.
      The maybe he is gay thread

  5. They missed the two best names for Obama I ever saw on Freep

    The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayres
    B-Rock the Islamic Shock

  6. Dr.Mrs.TheMonarchMarch 31, 2015 at 5:36 AM

    My personal favorite, because it makes Freepers barking mad: "Mr. President".