Breaking: Eric Holder still not dead.

AG Holder called a presser, and Freepers were all pretty excited, assuming he was stepping down because of the nascent everywhere but on Free Republic gunwalker scandal. But he didn't. It was to announce another national security success. And the Freeper disappointment was delicious:

Responsibility2nd takes refuge in fantasy land

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Mr. Issa walked right on stage while Holder was going “blah, blah, blah....” and
WHOMP!
Slapped him upside the head with a Congressional Subpoena???
Hoo! I’m smiling from ear to ear just imagining that!

dfwgator thinks this is a Nazi press conference:

Can you say, “Reichstag Fire”?
Here comes the “Enabling Act.”

ColdOne also assumes the Admin is just making up terrorist plots to foil and look good:

I don’t believe him anymore. They all lie all the time so why isn’t this
one as well?

True Republican Patriot prefers to analyze how Eric Holder looks:

Holder looked like a man who is feeling lower than Whale Poop! Thats pretty Low! A man who may know his time of denial is just about running out...........

American Constitutionalist has delusions of grandeur:

Just like Sarah Palin lives in their heads 24/7, us Freepers live in their heads and give them nightmares 24/7 we know what they are thinking.