Conspiracies abound about last night's GOP debate

By all acounts, last night's Las Vegas GOP primary debate was a food fight, and a hoot to watch. Course in a food fight, no one but the spectators win. Freepers are pretty sure that's because of some sort of conspiracy:

First, though, yoe speaks for most of the Freeprs in picking the winner:

The ‘elephant in the room’ was Newt Gingrich, the only true statesman on
that stage...actually the only adult in the group giving crisp clear answers and
just about as nonpolitical as Herman Cain.

Romney was given way too much time to repeat his rhetoric and Perry, not as glib but just as full of the same old rhetoric...both men were upstaged by all the others.

Newt is also who Palin picked. Huh.

ZULU blames the media for turning them on each other!

As long as these candidates CONTINUE to permit LEFTIST media
personalities TURN THEM AGAINST each other in these bogus “debates”, either
Romney will be nominated OR they will have allowed the Lefstist media organs to
make the elections about THEM and THEIR MINISCULE flaws rather than the GLARING
flaws of the Marxist Muslim Phoney Anti-American bastard in the Oval
Office.
AND, if that happens, THEY LOOSE - no matter who is nominated.

Poor Republicans, they didn't have a choice! Also, THEY LOOSE.

Conservativegreatgrandma thinks Cain is in on this:

You know what’s missing here? Attacks by Cain on Romney. Cain and Romney
are in this together. It looks like Cain has no intention of damaging Mitt in
any way. I wonder why.

org.whodat wishes the front runners would go home.

Two rinos humping each other, the two need to go home, bye little perry and
willard. Take your little school kid marbles and go home, let the adults have
the stage.

9YearLurker thinks they're all in on it!

Cain and Bachmann IMO were both put up to running by the GOP Establishment. Then Perry as well, though also as a backup if they really can’t slip Romney by the primary voters.
A pox on them all!