Too Crazy for Freepers

I saw this before, and was going to skip it, since I wasn't sure how to translate it into quotes. But it came up in the comments, and upon reconsideration it is too epically hilarious to let slip by.

Most Freepers have moved on from Free Republic, though head Freeper and Palin booster Jim Robinson seems quiet still, from what I can tell. But The Wizard cannot. (Crazy Bonus Pic if you click on his profile.)

His epic post:

Dear Madam President,

We need you on board, we need you to run, whether on not you win doesn't matter...

America needs you out there everyday fighting for us and repudiating enemies in both the political parties....

We need you to express the things we believe in, and we need you running as a candidate to strike fear into the enemies of our country.....there is NO ONE ELSE my Angel, but you....

If you have any doubt that we are beginning the fight referred to as Armageddon, just watch this video, listen to this truth and know that you are God's Angel that can unite those on both sides and the middle against the Satan who is at our door.

I would hire Pat Caddell today, and scare the bejesus out of them, and gather those who you know you can count on like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Britt Hume and David Horowitz and the others who love our country and would stand beside you in this war......Go out into the country and the world a gather them unto you, choosing those who walk with the Lord to help you...This war is a war of information and without a leader on our side we will allow lies to stand....

And have no doubt, you are this generation's George Washington.....the Lord will be with you all the way.....

The day you announce you will raise so much money it will be news.....but not even that is important....

You need to go forth and teach those who will listen so the enemy will know you have arrived.

My favorite bit is "there is NO ONE ELSE my Angel, but you...."

Freepers are not so thrilled and suddenly become the voice of sanity:

aMorePerfectUnion:

Your post comes across a bit unhinged - like a fantasy stalker... meds OK?

mnehring:

Maybe Ms. Palin didn’t run specifically because of attitudes like this post. People putting way too much hope in someone ‘from the government and here to help’. Look at all the comparisons that have been made, from Joan of Arc to Moses. Standards impossible to meet and it puts people looking for answers in the wrong place- in government.

Reagan69:

Apparently, two of Ms. Palin’s kids felt they needed her more than her country.

Let it go. She was not up to the battle, or she would have stood to fight... it’s up to us now.

Allegra:

Personally, I think discussing socks, brussels sprouts, US flags on Mars and other such diverse topics would be highly appropriate on this thread.

At which point, the thread degrades into a highly amusing FARK-like explosion of oddly shaped tubers and pictures of hippopotami.