Monday, December 3, 2012

Freeper Song Time!

Tis the season for hate and spite!

 ( sung to the tune of walkin in a winter wonderland) 
Walkin in a Winter Wonderland. 
Leftists sing, are you listening,
In Bohner’s brain, Reid is pi$$ing
A beautiful sight,
We’re happy tonight.
Walking in Obama’s wonderland.

Gone away is the budget,
All we can do, is try to nudge it
Obama sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in Obama’s wonderland. 
In the meadow we can build Rice’s snowman,
Then pretend that she is Secretary State 
She’ll say: Are you married?
We’ll say: No man,
But you can do the job
If thats your fate. 
Later on, we’ll conspire,
As we dream by Reichstag fire
To face unafraid,
The treason we’ve made,
Walking in Obama’s wonderland. 
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he’s Obama’s clown
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the Constitution knocks Obama down. 
When in debt, ain’t it thrilling,
Though your wallet gets a chilling
We’ll frolic and play,in the fascist way,
Walking in Obama’s wonderland.
Thanks to Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)) for these tidings of great butthurt.

4 comments:

  1. Even when the word snowman is sitting there for the taking in a parody song Freepers can't construct a proper strawman.

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  2. I love the lack of effort, especially where the entire meter of the song is throw off. It is literally the regular lyrics, with random words replaced by Obama.

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    1. Ctrl+F
      Find: Rudolph
      Replace with: FARTBONGO

      Ctrl+F
      Find:Reindeer
      Replace with: KENYIN

      Ctrl+F
      Find: Santa
      Replace with: SOROS

      Ctril+F
      Find: Sleigh
      Replace with: SOSHALIST NAZI MARXIST PARTY

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  3. Doesn't scan. It'd make a perfect Kid Rock song.

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