How much would Freepers Pay for 1 Hour with Sandra Fluke

I think someone passed this on to me, but it's been lost in the mists of my computer.

So Sandra Fluke (remember her?) is hiring out as an hourly grass-roots political consultant. Seems weird to me.

Needless to say, Freepers have learned nothing and use the opportunity to blow off a little steam at her expense.

from occupied ga is too smart to ever listen to liberals:

Hmm let me think about it - nothing. I'd rather watch grass grow than subject myself to an arrognat narcissistic unintelligent socialist for any time at all It's bad enough that my fellow Americans the morons elected one of those as president.

chuckee has a whole scenario worked out:

Does the dumpster diving looking for used rubbers count towards the hour? Or does she consider that foreplay.

muawiyah explains:

Used to work at a drive in movie. We called them PROPELLERS and there was this old guy we had who went out with a nail on the end of a pole to collect them. He put them in a sack. Then he tossed the sack in the dumpster.

Took him a couple of hours ~ people'd get so upset if they stepped out of the car to go to the concession stand to get a soda and they, or their kids, stepped on one.

Very important job. Paid several times what the rest of us got.

Fluke's $3,000 a year would've filled the lot every evening ~

Thus: 1. All birth control is condoms.
2. Used condoms were gross in the 1950s.
Therefore, she's a slut.

LibLieSlayer seems pretty into this:

SLUTS DO NOT CHARGE... THEY GIVE IT AWAY... SHE RIDES THE “TRAIN”.

RetSignman is super serious about making crap up about this woman:

If you have sex with her, you’re having sex with everyone she’s had sex with.

No thanks.

Walmartian knows all about her as well:

After all the sex she’s had I’d have to tie a 2x4 on my butt to keep from falling in.

ThunderSleeps doesn't call her a slut, but still condescendingly insults her over and over.

She isn’t pretty enough to hold my interests that way. She is obviously whiney, ill informed, and not too bright so conversation would be maddeningly mundane. Given where she is at in life and her outlook I doubt we have much if anything in common. I’ll pass.

Lazamataz is such a card, with his murder jokes!

Do I get to do anything I want with no fear of murder and cruelty charges?

tomkat:

Does FR really need this ?

Yes, yes they do. Like a junkie needs a fix.