Monday Potpourri Pt. 2

grumpygresh continues the Freeper tradition of hoping for an Obama rampage:

We should all pray that this setback tips 0bama over the edge. Narcissists do not being told that they are wrong.

Diogenesis blames Obama for 9-11.

They murder Americans and BOMBED the Pentagon,
and murder Americans with IMPUNITY because
Obama is a documented Islamic terroristophile
AND THAT IS THE ONLY documentation on him
(other than he gave up his citizenship).

Fido969 explains why conservatives must love the Patriots:

Lefties hate the Patriots, and I'm not surprised to see this in the Guardian.

If they were called the New England Transvestites, or some such, rather than the Tea-Party like “Patriots,” ESPN and NBC would be having a 24/7 lovefest, the likes of which have not been seen since Michael Sam was drafted.

Gen-X-Dad explains why conservatives must hate the Patriots:

The Patriots are the perfect super bowl champion for modern day America. Cheat, lie, and steal your way to the top. Deny, deny, deny that you knew anything, did anything, or got caught and wait for the media and public to lose interest and wander off. We can thank Bill Clinton for opening the door on acceptance of this type of behavior. In the end, the Patriots light up a celebration cigar, laugh at getting by with it and know that at the most they will get a slap on the wrist from the NFL.

peyton randolph - Obama isn't a politician, he's a butt bandit!

Obama isn’t a political leader. He’s a butt bandit. I don’t want to give the Democrat Party undue credit so let’s leave it at that.

Born to Conserve thinks Bill Nye even looks socialist:

Nye is such a typical commie socialist. You can tell by looking at him, before he even says anything. He is a “type”. (Am I allowed to say “type”?)

Karl Spooner has some awesome advice for Ted Cruz:

He needs to call Obama a Muslim lover and a communist. That will get peoples attention. Rudy broke the ice for him to do that...

laplata's probably fake neighbor:

My neighbor is in her late 80’s and tends to exaggerate so maybe that’s the case with her sister’s heating bill.

She’s a nice old lady. She said Obama “...needs to go to Dallas and keep the top down”.

maddog55 wants to impeach Obama for appointing known liberals to high office:

ITEM: Adhering to the enemies of the United States, giving them aid and comfort, as witnessed by consorting with, supporting and installing to powerful Federal positions persons who in writing, word and deed have called for and promoted the overthrow of America’s constitutionally guaranteed Republican form of government, and the overthrow of the United States Constitution; including but not limited to William Ayers, Bernadette Dohrn, Cass Sunstein, John Holdren, Van Jones, Dalia Mogahed, Harold Koh, and Eric Holder, in violation of U.S. Constitution, Article III, Section IV and U.S. Penal Code, Section 2385.

SamuraiScot on Nicolle Wallace's liberal ugliness:

Nicole is looking kinda . . . old. She hasn’t aged nearly as well as the woman who (in her mind only) is her rival. Purity of heart is what keeps one young, unfortunately for Nicole.

MeshugeMikey continues to use humor as a refuge for incoherent hate-fantasies:

Im thinking with the available technology....there night be some interesting methods ofor ah...directing traffic...during the next hadj

perhaps a Hologram of Mohammutt projected on the nighttime sky calling for all true believers to exit this moral coil post haste like....

this is INSPIRING...

sort of like being in on the inception of a new product line...like say..a “ Jihadi-Be-Gone”

edh is sure Hillary is too ugly to debate real men:

Cruz or Walker would look great debating Hillary. More importantly, they’d be able to throttle her on her ideas, not just her run down, Star Wars Emperor looks. She has no self control and her shrill voice and tired, trite, 1960s message will seem both rehearsed and antiquated next to Cruz or Walker’s platform.

I really hope the hag is getting plastic surgery ... that’ll be a sight to see :-).

bigmak007's daughter had a macho wedding, which is less gay than it sounds, I'm sure:

My daughter married macho, the groomsmen wore open carry, all the bridesmaids posed with Glocks.

jsanders2001 is getting into some cloak and dagger with some random Muslims:

At times it seems like we do have some radical Muslim spies visit here doesn’t it. I know we have had 4 people that appeared to be of Middle Eastern descent visit our church one time each to never return again. By chance, I spotted one of them in a local Walmart and Asked her about her visit and she said something that seemed a little strange at the time but not anymore; she said I visit different churches all the time. She seemed a little suspicious atbthe time and I get the impression they are Muslims doing recon on an area before they target it for invasion.

jsanders2001 on Muslim-spotting:

You could tell they were clearly Middle Eastern by looking at them. They were all women too which attract less attention and supicion than a Middle Eastern male would. Its easy to tell thm from Hispanic or Indian women to me. I just imagine them in a burqah of hijab. If they look the part then I know my gut instincts were right especially if I ask them and “the reaction”.

The shape of their eyes and nose and the darker tinting around thir eyes is usually a dead giveway even before I hear their accent.

SamuraiScot is sure eliminating entitlements would be the rebirth of American civilization:

Eliminating welfare and leaving it to the private sector would have a wide range of benefits, of course—the rebirth of American civilization, for instance. It needs to be dismantled doorjamb by doorjamb, and we could start almost anywhere. Except: I would not start with stopping the rate of growth. That doesn't change welfare's character, which I think is essential to producing a change in people's assumptions about how to live.

sergeantdave knows old vets will kill all the Mexican gang members:

“Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program”= MS 13 thugs. Fortunately, we have Marine and Airborne vets to wipe them out.

Electoral history bedamned, areukiddingme1 is sure blacks will stop voting Democrat now that Obama is out.

Okay, seriously, if the left believes that they are going to get black males between the ages of 18 - 45 to turn out to vote for an old white woman...they are just nuts.

So...doesn’t matter, Warren or Clinton...the black male vote just isn’t going to be there — There is no planet in the universe where you will be able to get young black males excited to vote for Warren or Clinton, yeah, to them obamadork was “historic” and they rallied to the cause but the AA vote will be waaaaayyyyyy down because an old white woman isn’t historic to them.

rrrod seems nice:

obola worshipping gutter whore alert

I want the USA back doesn't get why one would colonize Mars:

Colonizing Mars? Foolishness. The issues that divide on Earth won’t go away -the racial/sex/language/religion animosity will go with them to Mars. Gay marriage and affirmative action on Mars?

GrandJediMasterYoda finds the evidence BEYOND overwhelming that everyone in America agrees with his Obama=Muslim conspiracy.

The bottom line is we have a radical Muslim as President. The evidence is BEYOND overwhelming. Democraps in all their brilliance put the freakin’ enemy in the White House, Congress knows this and refuses to do anything about it. They would rather have this piece of rat filth burn the country to the ground rather than risk their own sorry asses to save the country. F them, they are slime of the slime, beyond contempt. All the vets who died, were maimed for life fighting to free Iraq and this piece of Islamo vomit gave it all right back to the enemy. 11 acts of blatant hardcore treason by this President SO FAR and Congress does absolutely nothing about it.

Only 11? You're not Freeping hard enough.

minnesota_bound draws an odd analogy:

obama is like PBS, always race with him and dividing people.

Eric in the Ozarks will only listen to "one of us."

Politico is not one of us.