Hating Hillary

An interesting side effect of the constant drum-beat of "Hillary is obviously evil" is that the right has begun to believe the obvious part so much that it's decided she is about to be hauled off to jail, or at least drop out of the Presidential race. And this isn't just Freepers - it's beginning to bubble up to the more fringe right-wing blogs like PJ tattler.

Not that such a preemptive scalp does anything but stoke Freepers nearly incoherent rage at her. But they mix in some gloating and super unrealistic analysis of the Democratic state of play, just to keep things interesting.

Diana in Wisconsin is sure Bernmentum will sweep Hillary away:

You just KNOW something is afoot when you see NO ‘Hillary!’ bumper stickers in, ‘The People’s Republic of Madistan.’

I have already seen a handful of Bernie Sanders bumper stickers, though!

She. Is. Toast.

Fungi knows the best predictions are spite-inspired:

The Hildabeast from Hell is in free fall, she will never get past the primaries and will never be president.

Eddie01 is rocking the sick 2012 burns:

At this point, what difference does it make

A lot bitch.

I want the USA back just goes with the tired witch joke:

It will be fun to watch the old hag cackle as she melts down into a pool of slush.

SamAdams76 is also going for the unoriginal:

The only demographic group Hillary appears to be winning is the bitter mother-in-law demo.

Pikachu_Dad comes up with some new material, though he leans on alliteration more than is my taste:

We need 3 C’s.

Catastrophic Clinton Collapse is good

Colossal Clinton Collapse also good.

Corrupt Catatonic Clinton Collapses Catastrophically would be even nicer.

Fungi expounds on the Clinton couple:

[Bill Clinton] has no home life. I doubt the two have slept in the same bed since who knows when. His time is spent on private planes flying to hedonistic affairs across the globe. These people are pure evil.

UCANSEE2 likes to keep his supervillians through administration transitions:

The problem with Hillary withdrawing is that Elizabeth Warren will take her place. If Warren can win, VAL JARRETT gets to keep her position. v She intends to keep her position.

I loved Freepers' speculative cloak-and-dagger thriller between the Clintons and Obamas. HoosierWordsmith is still on about it!

The DOJ inquiry into the Hildabeast’s emails and private server has to be a shot across the bow from ValJar and Odumbo. Dims just never attack other Dims like this with criminal intent! They almost always circle the wagons, protect.

There are still 16 months until the election. If the Dim power structure can ease the Beast out by years end, there might be time for the squaw from Massachusetts, the junior Hamlet on the Hudson, or maybe even Uncle Joe to jump in the race.

Eddie01 is sure Hillary will soon withdraw. Also, sexism!

Hillary will withdraw do to faked grave illness - take your pick.

Elizabeth Warren is in the bullpen. Waiting in the shadows to emerge as the new vajayjay on parade.

sorry lady freepers but this is what we are dealing with...

WENDLE lays out how Hillary will be prosecuted any day now:

Obviously she lied to government officials in Congress. Those that have helped her ( including her “lawyers” )are guilty of aiding and abetting and conspiracy to obstruct justice.

I understand that DOJ will not do their constitutional job but that is irrelevant . Any aggrieved party ( opposing candidate) may approach a Federal judge and seek removal of DOJ for conflict of interest. The Judge may do that and appoint a special counsel to his /her court to investigate and report. The judge can use the power of judicial order to effect the enforcement of his orders and compel compliance or hold violators in contempt and have them failed in a facility of his choosing until they comply.

Hillary is going down very soon . I expect candidates to begin to promise prosecution next week. Demorats have nobody in the wings.

Menehune56 analyzes the hell out of a wholly fictional strawman:

Somehow I can’t see Bernie Sanders or Martin O’Malley getting the nod because the Dem party how much can get done having a minority who’s exempt from all criticism. Elizabeth Warren excites their base but her native-american falsehoods will inhibit her ability to play the race card. This makes me think they’re going for another light skinned, articulate AA guy. Cory Booker or Deval Patrick come to mind.

bert is sure Obama is so hated, no Dem can win in 2016:

the wonderful fact of history is that all democrats know that the black plague in the white house destroys the chances of any democrat to win the presidency in 2016. No sane Democrat of substance will even try

datura has cleverly realized the Communist Democrats are throwing the election, because Commies always have a plan *dramasting*:

The Rats know that Obozo has left enough land mines behind him in office to cripple our nation after he leaves, and the new President will be blamed for all of it.

Communism always has a long range plan.