And not one of those lame refugees from the argument clinic. Naw, this guy is straight up contentless abuse!
From what I can tell this guy started out in April 2012 thusly:
Have you stopped and considered the fact that FReepers simply don't like Romney ?From there, though, he's only expanded his repertoire. A random sampling, mostly from the past few days:
Of course not, you're a commie faggot who can't do a whit of his own original thinking.
On my commie faggotude:
I'll cop to youth - born at the end of '79.His extraordinary alchemy of scatalogical homophobia:
But do racists really need motivating these days?
You should also cop to being a commie faggot, but I digress. Please continue the 127,909,009,899,978,199th blog posting about how weally, weally wacist those whacky Wepublicans are. It's some ground breaking stuff. Your drunken whore of a mother must be proud.
I don't see why your mother didn't abort you. Look at you. Blobs of AIDS patient diarrhea are more important to society than you.
Go suck some big, hairy, Muzzie dick.
Responding to some constructive criticism:
In post after post he rails against "commie faggot liberals" as though that were the very epitome of insults. Make ya want to pat him on his nappy lil' head
Newsflash, Lib Child Molester: I don't use the term "commie faggot liberal" as an insult. It's a statement of fact, like the sky is blue, there's no such thing as "climate change", and 2+2=4.
Go sit on a cucumber.
"nappy lil' head" ?
I just luv it when pasty white liberals like to pretend that they're "down with the struggle", despite the fact the fact that they've never been within two feet of a black person. Get a grip. Not a grip on my dog's winky, mind you, but get a grip.
His take on Obama:
BTW, did you know that you dumbasses elected a commie homosexual agenda pusher in '08 ? Since we're on the edge of complete and total disaster because of you commie faggot liberals, I'd say that's more important than Ayn Rand's social security.I'm glad he didn't forget.
But go ahead. Pretend to think you know it all.
Oh....before I forget.....Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your failure father, and fuck your fat ugly sister.
Detailing his hatred for liberals:
I wonder what the average blood pressure of Freepers is? This can't be healthy.Alas, the usual boilerplate strawman once you strip out the creative yet repetitive but still compelling insults.
No more unhealthy than the random venereal diseases than you commie faggot liberals have. All that sucking and fucking you libs do to each others eventually has consequences.
You know, I really hate you commie faggot liberals. I really do. I hate the way you wander around telling everyone how tolerant you are, and yet, as a group, you're the most intolerant mother fuckers on the face of this planet. Personally, I wish all of you would swim the fuck back to North Korea with a worthless bureaucrat under each arm.
PS---I also hate your whore of a mother for allowing you to be born. Under most circumstances, I'm pro-life, but for worthless, disease-ridden faggots like yourself, I'm willing to look the other way. I personally think the world would have been a better place if you were aborted and tossed into a bio-hazard bag along with the abortionist's two day old tuna sandwich.
But this guy is at his best when calling people gay:
Not just a faggot, a pink wearing faggot!
I notice, Absolutely Nobama, that you skipped the Orly Tatiz thread. Please chime in on that one too.
How about I comment on your homosexuality, instead ? Personally, I think you're a pink wearing faggot who likes to catch more than pitch. I'll bet you beat your Barbie doll sock-like winky to a picture of Bill Caligula sucking on Hitlery's face.
Hey, you don't like what I just said ? Grab your rainbow flag and start a rally, you miserable hack.
His response, still by favorite for the imagery of the dog-eating penis it contains:
But remember, we may be amused, but don't mistake his attention with affection!! he still totally hates us!
I hate you motherfuckers. I hate everything you commie faggot pigs stand for. I hate what you've done to this country. I hate the lib mantra of "I'm special, you're special, we're all special fuckers." I hate the hack politicians you and your ilk have inflicted on the rest of us.Whoa,veering close to substance with his "we're all special fuckers" bit. It may be ten years out of date, but it's still an actual criticism...
Now, go outside and play go fuck your crack whore of a mother.
Which brings us to the question of this guy's identity. Some of the commenters have been trying to puzzle out which Freeper he is.
Lifetime champion commenter euphgeek posits Rome2000 based on the profanity.
MDaF suggests a Freeper named chrisser.
THe man himself weighs in as well:
Well, you'll never know, "MDaF". I might be a vicious Right Winger who wants to make your drunken whore of a grandmother pay for her own fucking pills.....OR.....I might be a harmless pothead who likes to disrupt pointless conversations after blazing a few bowls of top shelf Kronik.Captain Axis? I mean, I've read Watchmen probably four times, and I had to look that guy up. There was a Freeper named "The Comedian" who posted back in the day, but who has since been banned.
You just never know.....
It's a shame, as that guy was the Monday Potpouri champion, it seems:
Though he did post as "V" last night, so maybe just an Alan Moore fan? Or maybe..ALAN MOORE himself?!!
The rage fits, even if the politics don't....
Anyhow, I'm calling him The Comedian from now on, because he is hilarious!