"Michelle Doesn't Go All The Way Down"

Ahhh, Rush Limbaugh.  He's been more or less the Freepfather for years and years.  To be sure, Freepers do lament he's not a birther, but mostly they defend him and follow his every insane rant.

Here, Rush apparently was amused by a double entendre of Obama's re: Michelle's pushup technique - and maybe also about blowjobs!  In my opinion, there is no way this was intended.  But Rush pushed this story hard, it seems.  So, Freepers obediently try their best to make this molehill a mountain.

Or at least, go through the motions.  Somehow, it seems even they aren't really buying this.  Mostly, they just continue to yell about how Obama's a fag:

MNDude knows everything's more perverted when you say it to homosexuals:

being at a Gay and Lesbian event makes it all the more suspect. It seems everyone there thought what it was intended to be dirty although I don’t think he’d be dumb enough to deliberately say it. I think his script writer put it in there without him knowing.

Cowgirl of Justice's husband is so much better than Obama!

Not only would my husband not say something so dispectful with a sexual overtone about me, he certainly wouldn’t mock or make fun of me exercising. Now, when we are together, we get silly and joke around but never, EVER would he insult me or make fun of me in front of anyone. And he is a handsome manly man too, not some sissy faggot.

savagesusie explains this is what happens when you let Obama be gay:

Homosexuals don’t respect and love their wives. They are narcissists incapable of “love”. They are evil and disgusting and put their sexual lust above the good of everything or everyone else, especially their own children.
How disgusting that his two girls have a father with such a disgusting mind.

Mr. K USES CAPS to show how ACTUALLY OFFENDED HE IS!!!  REALLY!

What a SICK DISGUSTING PIG to talk about his wife that way~!!!!!!
THIS MORON IS PRESIDENT?????????????

Dilbert San Diego is still stuck on the previous joke.

I still want to know about Obama’s joke about the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom. The punchline was that a pit bull is delicious. So, is he saying that Sarah Palin isn’t delicious; why was that funny? I have yet to hear anyone in the media explain that particular joke or why it was supposed to be funny.

AD from SpringBay thinks this may going as Obama planned:

This could be a faux-snafu to divert attention from the Walker win and what it portends for Great Leader’s presidential future.

SevenofNine is clearly too young to remember Bill Clinton, the sex fiend:

WHat a pig you real US President don’t discuss that I can’t imagine any of our Past President make a joke like that that totally caddish of Obama

Conservative Vet goes through all Obama's gay Soros'd assassinations, then remembers the topic:

the rumors are he likes to go to bathhouses and receive fellatio, but never reciprocates. Maybe Michelle doesn’t satisfy that itch of his. He learned from Clinton’s experience with Monica and just had the guilty parties (Donald Driver etc. shot execution style.) Let me take that back, I really don’t lwant to believe he was behind those deaths. More likely is that a ruthless “puppetmaster” (Soros?) who ordered all threats “taken care of”.
Regardless, it was a tasteless joke and disrespectful to his wife. I tell off-color jokes myself, but would never say anything to impugn my wife. My ex-wife— that is a different story....