Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Green Lantern is Gay!

euphgeek did the legwork on this one.

 DC comics got themselves a lot of press by saying a major character would come out as gay.  It turned out to be the 1960s version of the Green Lantern, someone I knew of, but who was pretty esoteric these days.  Meh.

But Freepers, they never meh about the gays.

longtermmemmory knows reading about gay characters makes you gay:
this is about recruiting children.
this is about pushing the big lie of born with the fetish.
somebody should be fired immediatly for allowing this to go forward.
The superheros are about right and wrong and prototing the innocent from evil. Here we have evil seeking out the innocent.
well it is inevitable that this evil will self extinct. No future, no children, no society. just death of evil.
Alas, I see no evidence Born to Conserve is kidding.
Heavy metal is gay.
Pro wrestling is gay.
Football is gay.
You can generally tell what entertainment is gay by looking at the audience. If the audience is 97% male and the entertainers are male, than it is probably gay. Tight clothing or missing clothing on the entertainers is another sign of gayness. There are some things that are mostly male, and are not gay: Golf is not gay, auto racing is not gay, hockey is not gay, yet, chainsaw competitions are not gay.
  who knows what evil? thinks comics are soft-core garbage:
  Queers are everywhere in comics nowadays, so you need to watch every comic that comes into your home...better yet; don't let your child near this soft-core garbage...
who knows what evil? also thinks DC Comics is probably Communist:
  Just to remind everyone just what is going on here...
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
Is Mr. Robinson a member of the Communist Party?
who knows what evil? with the insanity trifecta!
G-d is judging us now for failing to acknowledge Him as Creator, and he is using queers to do it. These people are mentally ill, and need help. 

wolfman really wants some old-style smiting:
I’ve heard it said that if God doesn’t judge America He will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.
Venturer wins the drama contest, though:
Anyone who allows this comic book in their home is guilty of child abuse.


  1. Actually, I'm too busy being a commie North Korean loving lib to read comic books. Between fingering my grandmother and raping old men and smoking the pots down in my parents basement, I just don't have the time.

    1. C'mon, dude! You gotta make time for comic books! Your grandmother can wait a little longer for her fingerbang and there will always be old men to rape and... er, "pots" to smoke! Just read them and think of the Glorious People's Republic!

    2. Rome2000, is that you? I searched FR for the phrase "commie faggot" and found that two of the comments that used that phrase belonged to Rome2000.

      If you are Rome2000, we're excited to have you here!

    3. That's some fine detective work Lou.

      It's really exciting to see a freeper out of it's natural habitat.

    4. C'mon Obama! You're supposed to be leading us to Marxism, not smoking those pots!

    5. No, wasn't me, I could give a rats ass about what some fag at DC Comics says about the Green Lantern. Green Lantern is NOT a fag.
      I like this blog, had no idea I had fans.

    6. I'm glad I have a subscription to this page or I might have missed this. Nice to see you here, Rome2000! You do indeed have fans here. I hope you stick around and post comments.

    7. By the way, have you seen your feature page on this blog? You are the ur-Freeper!

  2. The WI election is in full swing. It's just too beautiful; the crazy must flow:


  3. dolce and gabbanaJune 5, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    You LIEberals really don't get it. All you welfare parasites and union thugs feed off this great nation we are protecting.
    You're nothing but losers, cancer handbags, you're breath smells like beat up tires and are such a black guy.
    when you're not mooching you're spreading sodonomy and shariah.
    I have no more words to say, you should ashamed.
    now go finger yourself from behind