Monday, June 25, 2012

Rubio is the Romney of the future

Good one, FreeperFan!

Mainstream media wunderkind Marco Rubio has some Freeper problems.  There is something quite...familiar about Freepers' protestations of never voting for the apostate:

2016 will be hilarious!

comebacknewt thinks all non-Freepers are in cahoots:
All that is left is for Marco to go ahead and endorse Barack, and his journey will be complete.
 Venturer explains that to accept Rubio kills the latest birther thesis:
Being an anchor baby does not make you a Natural Born Citizen.
Not according to the law.
If we accept Rubio we give Obama a pass.
The urge to accept Rubio is an urge to get the Hispanic vote. Obama just illegally bought that vote and selling our country by illegally offering Rubio as VP will not change that. Like the black vote—the Hispanic vote belongs to the Democrats. Wasting time trying to buy it for Republicans is wrong , and won’t work.
atc23 is angry at the countless lawyers are trying to redefine US law:
He is NOT qualified for the presidency, therefore, he is not qualified for the VP spot either.
It isn't up to you to make up stuff because you like him. What?, we don't have enough natural born citizens in this country so we have to scour the land for wetbacks and criminals to vote into the White House?
What is it with you people and your pathetic attempts to redefine US law?
 Wurlitzer is totally not going to vote for Rubio as VP:
Rubio, you just lost any possibility I would vote for a ticket with you as VP. Mitt take note, you have raised serious legitimate concerns among conservative do not even think about putting this promoter of illegal activity on the ticket.
 Mich Patriot's vote is hanging in the ballance:
Fade away and EVERY politician who supports the foreign invasion of the US are dead to me. Not one vote for any of you, ever. Romney needs to come out firmly against Obozo's latest act of treason, or he's not getting my vote either. 
I'll spend election day at the shooting range.
Sequoyah101 will never accept Rubio as American! 
Today Limbaugh declared that Rubio would be president one day.
Not where I’m concerned. It would be a disaster. I’m tired of pretty boys that are all mouth, ears, hair and teeth and nothing in between. I’m also sick and tired of foreigners. Say what you will, he is a foreigner to me.
Will88 chooses this time to proclaim ICE doesn't exist:
If we don't start enforcing immigration law now, we never will.
NFHale is feeling dramatic:
“...Rubio is now for amnesty. This is how a nation dies...”
One correction - This is how a Nation is murdered.
By people within the walls opening the gates and letting in alien, foreign cultures that have ZERO regard for assimilating.
My father didn’t almost bleed to death in the Ardennes for “Dial 1 to continue in English, Please...”
Then again, evidently he did...because we have traitors in positions to do great damage to us.
dragnet2 totally hated Rubio before it was cool!
I knew this guy was a just another government liar, leftist masquerading as a conservative..
Did ya notice all those drooling in cups 2 years ago thought this guy was the new conservative crown prince?
How stupid can some Americans possibly be?
dennisw puts forth facts that ten seconds googling reveals are bullshit:
 No one is starving in Mexico. Why don't you look up starvation in Mexico and Guatemala. Mexico is far from the poorest 3rd world country. Illegal immigrants come here to elevate themselves illegally instead of waiting their turn to legally immigrate


  1. Looked up "the Ardennes". Isn't that in freaking Belgium? I don't get to vote in Belgium, so I don't care very much. What can I do about cell phones in Belgium?

    Freak on, Freepers, you are the gray haired, impotent Kings of the Whole World!

    P.S. Must be nice to have rich parents. Makes you feel so... entitled.

    1. Many bloody battles in WWI and WWII were fought in the Ardennes, so I think NFHale is saying his dad was a soldier injured there. You might have been confused by NFHale assertion that the World Wars were fought to stem the flow of Spanish speaking immigrants into the USA and vis-a-vis language options on our customer support lines.

      Freepers love to connect unrelated things in dramatic fashion.

    2. Oh gosh, MdaF, that may well have been a reading comprehension fail on my part.

      My apologies Freepers. I read it wrong. Will try harder in the future.

    3. It's all good. Actually one of the many benefits from reading FR is that I'm forced to slow down, do a little research, and assess if my position is correct. Freepers say crazy shit all the time, but sometimes there is a vein of truth; incredible I know!

      *But let's be honest, most of the time it's pigshit wrapped in a rage blanket.

    4. "Good one, FreeperFan!"

      Pumped ya right up your ass, eh Ozy ? Treated ya just like the sniveling little commie faggot that you are, huh ?

  2. "Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me.
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door."

    They should change that to "Fuck you. Go back where you came from."

    1. "Give me your tired, your poor,
      Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
      The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
      Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me.
      I lift my lamp beside the golden door."

      Nah. They should put landmines at the border. A few lost limbs will make Paco and Zulie think twice about jumping the fence.

      ---Hector Godfrey

  3. Did you know that Obama is making the Boy Scouts gay? Freepers do:

    1. Did you know that your father is a child molester ?

      ---Hector Godfrey