Tuesday, November 8, 2016

And Now This Word from Election Day

On this election day, I'm gonna avoid the news and spend my time standing in line to vote in DC, swimming a whole lot, and Stellaris.

My plan is to post a quick potpourri tomorrow morning, and get a survey of the reactions of some favorite Freepers Wed. evening.

I leave you with a Freeper fantasizing that his liberal neighbors kill themselves.

Spotlightee MIchaelTArchangel (A Vote for Hillary is a Vote for ISIS!), on his election day hopes:
After the results for the states in the Easter Time Zone report and Trump carries ME and NH, I will make a cup of warm chocolate.

The rest of the Idiot States of RI, MA, CT, and VT will be called for Clinton. (I was born in one of those states and was stationed in another of them. I migrated to TX because I was tired of dealing with idiots who thought living within 25 miles of Harvard somehow made the geniuses.)

When NY, NC, OH are declared too close to call and PA has Trump up, I will continue sipping.

When MD is too close to call and GA goes for Trump, I will have another sip.

As the states in the Central Time Zone begin to report, I will smile and sip when Trump wins FL in a landslide.

The South (KY, WV, TN, AR, AL, MS, and LA) goes Trump, I will finish my first cup of warm chocolate and make another.

MI, WI, IA, and MI will be called too close to call. IL will be called for Clinton. We will be reminted that NY is still too close to call.

The Great Plains states (ND, SD, NE, KS, OK, and TX) will all go heavily Trump.

As I sip chocolate, I will click over to the Clinton sNews Network to watch Rachel Madcow pick a fight with Tingle Leg when she hears NY, NC, MD all went for Trump. She hits old Tingle Leg in the face with her fist. Old Tingle Leg announced, “Madcow, I have never hit a woman before!” He decks her, turns to the camera, and announced, “And I have still not hit a woman! She is better endowed than Ant-Knee Weiner. Rachel is really Michael. She is as big a fraud as Hillary.”

I click back to One America News Network which has breaking news: HILLARY CLINTON, HUMA ABEDIN ARRESTS FOR FRAUD, MONEY LAUNDERING, AND ESPIONAGE!

I calmly finish my chocolate and unlock the liquor cabinet.

I hear a series of single gunshots. I open my gun safe and take out some protection. Then I realize it is my neighbors who have the “I’m with Her” bumper stickers trying to blow their brains out. I talk to the police who have responded. One says, “She shot herself four times in the head and is still conscious.” I nod and tell the police to drop by after their shift ends for a drink.
What a Christian!

26 comments:

  1. "When MD is too close to call..."

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

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  2. WI goes Trump assuming Dane and Milwaukee County stay home along with all the counties in/along 151

    So basically haha no Trump doesn't get WI because he doesn't even have full support outside of the cities

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  3. Wait, where did all these gun hating libs get firearms? Why would they all have them, since everyone knows that all liberals want to do is oppress you and take away your guns.

    Also, how could they have them after all of Obama's gun grabbing of the last 8 years? (I'm sure it'll happen any moment now)

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  4. He's crazy if he thinks his warm chocolate will still be drinkable by the time all that happens.

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    1. He's going to puke in his warm chocolate. I'll be drinking margarita's no matter who loses.

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    2. I'm with you. A toast to the political demise of one on the two worst candidates of the last 50 years! That the other one of the two was going to win was always inevitable.

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  5. Did Freepers learn nothing from 2012 about counting their chickens before they hatch? Clinton is ahead in nearly all the polls and has a good advantage in early voting. It's possible that Trump could still pull it out, but unlikely. They are just setting themselves up for massive disappointment.

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    1. Hate to tip my hat to Maddow but she pointed out the truth that the disapproval #s have not changed in the past year.

      Gross trumps Craven in the race to the bottom.

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    2. I guess this is farewell Theo. With Trumpaggedon achieved and grifting to be done I'm sure your posting privileges will be restored imminently. It's been a pleasure :)

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  6. The Freep tears are going to be delicious. How many people do you predict will be zotted over the next week?

    It will also be interesting to see if Freepers will turn on Trump or not. My prediction is that Trump claims that everything was "rigged" against him and starts Trump TV, so the constant propaganda keeps Freep from losing enthusiasm in him.

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  7. Let me lay out the way MichaelTArchangel's day is really going to go ...
    1) He starts off sipping rot-gut whiskey, not hot cocoa, early in the evening.
    2) As Hillary starts taking every east coast state, those sips turn into gulp after gulp of the rot-gut.
    3) Before polls in California (which will cinch Hillary's win) even close, he does indeed start hearing gun shots.
    4) Those gun shots are from his own guns, as he is now violoently drunk, in his own front yard, in nothing but his skid marked saggy briefs, randomly waving them around.
    5) As the SWAT team arrives, he invites them in for a drink before passing out in a puddle of his own vomit.

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  8. NY: "too close to call"???
    Heh, put the Trumpster in restraints until he has completed the grieving process.

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  9. Detachment from reality: for Trump surrogates, as well as voters https://mobile.twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/795626531586535431

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  10. For some lolz ...

    MNDude is in full "Satanic Panic" mode with his posted articles in the last few days.

    Oh, how he wants it to be true, stretching and twisting every word in the latest wikileak emails!

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  11. If Hillary wins I'll be curious to see how psychopathic Anonymous Conservative acts.

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  12. Don't forget, the votes counted first are typically in the more rural areas- areas that are more often than not pro-Republican. It's really simple: there's fewer votes to count.

    Trump will naturally be up in all states early, but in the larger populous areas are where you find Democrats. It takes longer to count these votes because there's more of them.

    So when you see FReepers talk about "they need to know how many votes to fake," it's really as simple as the results from cities come in slower because there's more to count!

    It's looking really good for Hillary. In early voting/absentee in Central Florida, she did better than Obama 2012 in some areas!

    She'll win Florida.

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    1. Are you sure man? It's looking pretty grim.

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    2. Everything/anything is possible.

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  13. Wow, good on ya, twinkie

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    1. Really ... even if Hillary pulls it out, I'll have to admit I underestimated the Trumpishism of America.

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  14. Free Republic won.

    Good Job.

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    1. *sigh* You and the other anon congratulating Twinks just strike me as the trinity of trolls.

      Which is actually to say, you're all the same person. It's the only reason for Twinks to stay anon.

      I'll never understand trolls, except to say that the saying (and the ethics test that the Navy Seals run) that your true self and values are revealed when you think no one is looking.

      I know trolls do it for laughs, but you have to ask the person, why do you want to fool and stress people and why do you think it's funny? If you're not a teenager, you shouldn't get joy out of it.

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    2. I was actually going to vent on Twinkie but they actually won, and no sense of being a bitter loser.

      No fair doing it sense we the liberal left utterly failed.

      I remember being utterly old enough to remember the difference between quiet despair and trolling, because I don't think that other guy was trolling ether.

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  15. So...

    That is all.

    Weirdly, my state of AZ has picked up a few Democratic seats in the state congress AND unseated Joe Arpaio. I'm feeling very bitter sweet tonight.

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    1. Look on tne bright side: the concept of a female President will not forever be tarnished by HRH being the first. When the time comes (and it will) it will almost inevitably go to a far better candidate.

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