Friday Spotlight: MIchaelTArchangel

MIchaelTArchangel

A study in contrasts, this Freeper is both a holier-than-though God-botherer, and a Freeper clown, with all the fith, spite, and wrath that entails. Most of his posts are so unfunny it's exhausting to read them, but lately he's been reaching heights of awfulness worthy of note.

Interestingly, he was also a physics student in the late sixties.

Jesse Ventura: Hellbound

Perhaps the God that the atheist Ventura and his wife deny will strike both of them down, down, down in the pit in which Omar Mateen is burning for the rest of eternity.

Jimmy Carter: Hellbound

For all his pious pouting, I fear that Jimmy Carter will be begging his saintly brother Billy for a beer to quench his thirst after he dies.

Sinead O'Connor: Hellbound and should kill herself.

She is trouble, but jumping off a bridge will only end her trouble in this life.

p.s. It’s probably a good thing I am not a Chicago cop as I would be urging her to jump.

Too many Catholics: Hellbound.

Alas, probably not since too many people who think they are Catholic are really pagan.

The death penalty is totally Christian, ya stupid Pope!

Someone should remind Dope Frances that the commandment is "Thou shall not murder." The commandment is NOT "Thou shall not kill."

It just took one Presbyterian Church allowing a Muslim guest-speaker...

They are now officially no longer a Christian denomination but a Moham-madman abomination.

Kill all Muslims.

We need to give all Mohammadmen and queers one way tickets to Raqqa.

More Christ-like behavior towards Islam:

I slam Islam. We all need to slam Islam.

The only good Moham-madman is a dead Moham-madman.

Allies? Who needs allies?

I want the POTUS to get a rock-bottom rating in every country other than the United States of America. Why? Because I want the turds running those countries and living in those countries to fear the POTUS and the USA.

Hey, when will Muslims shoot up the New York Times?

New York Times: Only “fringe interpretations of Islam” justify violence

So in the New York Times calling Mohammad a fringe lunatic? When can we expect the jihadi crowd to give them the Charlie treatment?

All Muslim terrorists are super careful about numerology, thus the REAL date of the Orlando massacre.

Islamist do not to anything by accident. An assault on the night of June 7 would likely last until the morning hours of June 8.

What is June 8 in Mohammadman history? In 632 it is the day Mohammadman died and went to hell.

How to make a proper Obama burning effigy:

The Stars and Stipes should be replaced by a red flag with a hammer and sickle and Obama should be wearing one of those rags on his head that Yasser Arafagt used to wear.

As a one-time physics student, he has the authority to tell you fusion is a pipe dream.

When I was an undergraduate physics student 45 years ago (1967 to 1971), the claim was controlled nuclear fusion would provide cheap and abundant energy after some pretty high R&D and then construction costs by 1980 or about ten years into the future. I scoffed at those predictions based upon how little we really knew about how to control nuclear fusion.

Today we are again being told that controlled nuclear fusion will provide cheap and abundant energy after some even more hefty R&D and then construction costs in 2030 or about 15 years into the future. (Note that “first plasma” in 2025 is not the same as first production of useable energy.)

I scoff at these predictions because we really do not know nearly enough about how to control nuclear fusion in such a way as to produce useable energy.

This article does seem to get one thing right—this is a huge construction project which will benefit the construction trades. I doubt I will live long enough to see this facility produce the amount of energy consumed to build it.

There is a Dairy Queen commercial here in Texas where scientists ponder how to put fudge into a center of a Blizzard (one of their ice cream products). They ponder all sort of ways to do it. A Dairy Queen employee announces she just put the fudge into the ice cream machine and that put the fudge into the Blizzard. The people in the white coats all hold up a Dairy Queen cup and shout, “Science!”

Beware of people willing to shout, “Science!” for several tens of billions of dollars. Especially when those people are the same people pushing pseudo-scientific policies.

He might be right, though claiming to scoff at fusion power in the early 1970s makes you more a grump than a prophet.

Guys, the polls are totally biased against Trump and MIchaelTArchangel is why!

I have been a registered voter for 46 years and had never been contacted by a pollster until about ten weeks ago. I lied and told the pollster I planned to vote for Hillary in the general election. Surprise! Surprise! I have been polled every week since. I keep telling them I plan to vote for Hillary in the general election. The truth is I would never vote for Hillary even if she was holding a gun against my temple.

I expect to be called this Thursday or Friday too.

A really weak joke about wearing purple.

The reason Dana Perino love the color purple is because she does not know the difference between the words maroon and moron.

What happens when you stop your car in Chicago:

Yes, you can get that vehicle in just about any color. But I would not drive it into Chicago where you will have all four tires shot out in short order immobilizing the vehicle. One of three things will then happen.

1. You will stay in the vehicle and then starve to death.
2. You will stay in the vehicle while some (c)rapper type will use a remote-controlled vehicle to drag a hose underneath the vehicle. The hose will carry petroleum products which the (c)rapper will ignite cooking you inside the vehicle.
3. You will leave the vehicle and be gunned down with the (c)rappers taking control of the vehicle and using it in drive-by shootings throughout the city. (Let’s just hope they decide to drive to City Hall and take control of that cesspool of corruption. After all, could the Chicago gangbangers be any more corrupt than the political gangbangers in Chicago?

(c)rapper. Classic!

Upon Obama going home when his grandmother died:

I hope someone follows him to see if he tries to destroy the real record of his Kenyan birth.

Gays in the military:

Obama is always claiming to look for compromise.

Why not split the difference between an other than honorable discharge with the word HOMOSEXUAL on it and an honorable discharge by converting the discharge to a general discharge with the word FAGGOT on it?

He was just as hilarious in 2009 when Nancy Pelosi argued for Obamacare.

That’s wonderful news, Nancy girl (which was Hitler’s favorite way of referring to queers). Then you and 0bummer will fail.

Obama is a girl haw haw

We currently have a woman president. He has no balls, walks on his toes, an gets irrationally upset at something or someone every 30 days.

Janet Napolitano is a guy haw haw:

Before you call Janus “The Two-Faced” Napolitano “a woman”, I want to see proof he-she-it has two X-chromosomes.

Hillary is a pig haw haw:

A pig would be an attractive addition to the Democrap ticket. But then there would be two pigs running.