Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Madonna is old, slutty, satanic

Freepers get pretty weird about Madonna's seemingly anodyne halftime show:

I think she was copying Lady Gaa Gaa or is jealous of her or both.
JudyinCanada laments how modern culture has fallen since the wholesome days of yore.

A real statement on modern culture. Millions of people being entertained by an old skank.

Thebaddog is also a moral scold:

I saw a fifty year old broad constantly spreading her legs like a ho.

Would it have been okay if she were younger?

SkyPilot knows Madonna has been taken over by Satan:
The woman is even more Satanic today than she was a few years ago. Anyone watch her stuff on YouTube lately?

If you are "into" cults (and believe me, she is "into" one), then this is what happens. Demons and Lucifer take over.

And if you don't believe that, I pity you - because you will find out the hard way.
SVTCobra03 is pretty sure Oscar Wilde was a prophet:
Still, the one thing I admire about her is how healthy she keeps herself. She has not hit "the wall" yet.

Dorian Gray.
SVTCobra03 gives Madonna a lot of credit:
I turned the garbage off as soon as I saw the occult symbolism, hubris, vanity, and paganism.

Whore of Babylon.
hope has questions:
Was Madonna imitating the goddess Istar, the fertility goddess during half time?
hope then decides it's not Istar, it's Satan.

The church choir was probably borrowed for using it’s authenticy. The entire thing rang of the cult of satan.

Anti-Hillary is mixing up metaphor and reality again!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist. He is alive, and well and roaming the earth, seeking those he can devour.

MasterGunner01 is too cool for professional sports. All the cool kids watch "Bait Car!"
I didn't bother with the Super Bowl halftime show and Madonna, the washed-up, aged diva. As a matter of fact, I had to organize my sock drawer and missed the entire Super Bowl.
A pox on professional sports. It is just more boob bait for the Bubbas. There's more intellectual stimulation watching TruTV’s “World's Dumbest” or “Bait Car.”


  1. What self respecting Freeper would read something as faggy as The Portrait of Dorian Gray?

    Also, he missed the super bowl because he had to "organize his sock drawer"? We are really dealing with a different brand of shut-in loser here.

  2. Honestly, he sounds to me more like a hipster than a shut-in.

    Which may be more sad, in the end.

  3. You two, that was wonderful. Applause.

  4. You know, the other night I was watching Carrie, and it's so funny to me how some of these Freepers sound like Piper Laurie does in the movie.