Obama: I've got 'five years' left to solve immigration

Yet another commenter-sourced thread! I've got like five more coming as well!

Obama seems confident of reelection. This is such an anodyne statement, Freepers find it as evidence of a wide variety of different craziness:

hoagy62 starts by assuming Obama cannot get reelected, and then applies logic:

One of two things are evident here:

1) He’s either absolutely deluded into thinking he’s going to get re-elected.

OR

2) He knows for whatever reason that it’s in the bag and he’s got no worries (as in he KNOWS there’s gonna be fraud/fixing and there’s nothing We The People can do about it).

Which one’s more likely?

al_c finds confidence when running for reelection an afront:

The Audacity of Arrogance

apillar is horrified when the media acts like Freepers in his own imagination:

Can you imagine what the MSM would be saying had George W. Bush said this? They would be screaming about the sheer arrogance of assuming victory before a vote was cast and saying how this was going to turn off independents and swing voters.

Let's Roll piles on the nicknames!

Oh, right, Mr. Problem Solver, that’s why one of your nicknames is O’Bungler.

Jeff Head is still stuck looking for the long form:

When he is defeated in November, perhaps they will deport his silly backside with his borther, or uncle, or aunt, or whatever...and then he can solve it from the other side.

FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs thinks this is tricky propaganda:

This Psy-Ops ‘power of suggestion’ thing is wearing thin on me. Nancy Pelosi is the queen of such tactics. Unfortunately, half of America thinks they now must vote for 0bama simply because he predicts he’ll get re-elected.

FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs also sees Obama's seemingly harmless quote as evidence for his pet "secret White House" conspiracy theory:

0bama has no intention of leaving the White House. EVER. He will start a war with Iran soon, declare a national emergency, cancel the election and hide in the new ‘underground White House’ currently under construction. The government also yesterday announced upcoming security procedures where the Capitol, it’s staff and all Congressional members can be quickly isolated from public exposure at a moment’s notice.

More bunkers, gates, impenetrable steel walls to protect our insurgent government as they steal America away from WE THE PEOPLE who are now powerless to do anything about it.

mojitojoe disagrees - his disdain for Obama has defeated his paranoia!

You [FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs] give skinny boy way too much credit, seriously! He can’t command jack sh$t. He would run, Jarrett might try to do the commandeering along with fat MO. Obongo would shrivel up and die in an underground bunker. He would starve to death from lack of food for his narcissism.

You seriously think 1 man, could control, capture, kill or whatever you are implying here, 311 MILLION people, many of them armed, while he holed up in some underground bunker?

Glad he still had some paranoia left over for Michelle and Valarie Jarett

liberalh8ter is reminded Obama hates white people.

Five years in Federal prison is what he deserves. I'm so sick of this man and his complete and utter disdain for the Constitution, Caucasians, the rule of law and his constituents.

His constituents? You mean Black People too?