Monday Potpouri

Kenny Bunk lays out the case for Obama's homosexuality:

The President of my country is not gay. OK? It's just that perhaps he lets his feminine side show more than a super-straight guy might think appropriate.
Just FYI, a man who minces and prances, throws like a girl, rides a girl's bike, wears "Mom" jeans, and has never had a girlfriend may not be "gay." He is sensitive to foreign cultures and there is nothing illegal with taking money from a Pakistani youth with whom he roomed and was photographed nuzzling and holding hands.

He belongs to a gay club in Chicago, but that is just outreach to an important voting population. His relationship with Larry and the Dead Guy from the Church Choir are easily explained. He loves socializing with the fellows and is fond of church organ music. He does spend all day in his den with Reggie Love, but that's because they both adore sports and athletes.

Certainly his relationship with Michelle should tell you all you need to know. Frankly Reeses, I believe you to have a suspicious mind and an overly active imagination.

Repeat. My President is not gay, I'm pretty sure.

So pettiness, plus conspiracy theories equals gay!

NonValueAdded on the coming Russian hegemony:

[Putin's] boy Obama is doing just fine with the unilateral disarmament thing. Pooty Poot is simply starting up phase 2, which is to gather overwhelming force to seal the deal.

cpdiii ups the melodrama on Fast and Furious yet again:

On this side of the border it's violations of the RICO Act. In Mexico and Honduras it's state-sponsored terrorism
Wrong. It is an act of war.

Da Coyote on how few legal latinos there are:

If the maps only considered LEGAL latinos, the combined area would be around 1 square meter.....

Good luck with that Hispanic vote!

2ndDivisionVet knows Freeper hate is nothing compared to the hate of the liberal strawmen Freepers create:

No matter how much you hate them, they loathe you even more. The “tea-baggers” in “flyover country” are their mortal enemies.

liberalh8ter discusses how clear Mitt setts out his evilness:

Mitt's campaign reminds me of Obama 08. He tells you up front how much of a danger he is to American freedom yet people are still oblivious to it. The only thing I can say about 08 and 12 is that they completely obliterated any notion of a 2 party system.

RetiredArmy knows America is being punished by it no longer being the 1960s:

Ever since the dimocrats started pushing their anti-God platform back in the 1960s and started getting anything Christian tossed out, this country has gone straight into the bucket. Just look at what our society was like back before the late 1960s and what it has been since. This nation is being judged RIGHT NOW by God. Our punishment is Obama.

Our punishment is the debt. Our punishment is the rest of the mess dimocrats and politicians on both sides have done to this Republic. God is judging us now. We are failing. America used to stand for what is good in the world. Now we stand for 54 MILLION murdered unborn children and our largest export is now PORN!!! Yup, we are being judged. And we are FAILING!!!

I miss the old days, with the bored alcoholic wife, the philandering husband, gay sons getting kicked out of the house and daughters getting secret unsafe abortions.

jacquej thinks Shep Smith has AIDS:

I noticed Shep’s loss of weight, and wondered if her was “ill” with the “slims”, as it is called in Africa.

PaleoBob knows Obama is the culmination of a 1920s Communist plot:

Obama is the guy Castro told Bernadine Dohrn to find back in the 1970s. An acceptable black candidate who could shame “guilty whites” into voting for him. He is the cutout for legacy Marxist interests that began targeting America for incremental takeover as part of the comintern effort originally launched in the 1920s and only perfected under Andropov’s KGB in the 1960s.

This international movement never gave up even after their patron empire collapsed — and in Comrade Baryosha they finally found their guy. He isn’t just a communist. He IS communism.

grey_whiskers kicks it 1980's style:

We need to start holding record company executives personally liable (financially and by imprisonment) for any crimes instigated by this stuff.

Freedom of speech does not include the right to shout "FIRE" in a crowded theater; nor "KILL" in a crowded group of unstable fatherless teenagers with access to weapons and no base of morality.

And if someone retorts in reply "you can't PROVE ANYTHING and start autofellating over 'censorship' " -- look how the left reacts to anything promulgating traditional morality, or rejecting gay marriage, etc. etc. Censorship exponentiated, with a helping of supercilious self-righteousness on the side.

9422WMR hears things that aren't there:

I have noticed radio and TV personalities have started pronouncing it corpse-men on TV and radio.
So to protect their dear leader, the media types are intentionally misspeaking. That way when he speaks incorrectly, no one notices.../S

gortklattu hates half the country:

I don’t mind Obama - - he’s been put in a job that’s way over his head.

It’s his voters that I’m disgusted with. May they burn in hell.

Aevery_Freeman has weird sexual politics:

[Palin] has the "girl-nads" to do it, unlike the boys.
Obama is a "kitty" by comparison.

princess leah is angrily optimistic:

Remember the 2010 Elections - they were just a SMALL SAMPLE of how much THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST ANGRY, but FURIOUS and its going to be an FU day to Obama in November 2012! Just like in 2008 when they said no republican would have won, this election will be like a tidal wave of all the 4 years of pent-up emotion we have had to supress!

BRING IT ON!

RAAARGH! LET'S ROLL!