Friday Spotlight: SarahPalinForPresident2012

SarahPalinForPresident2012

At first, I posted some of this Freepers' offerings unironically. Then, I became convinced this was a troll account, vintage 2010. Then I was positive. Then I began to doubt. Now I don't know what to think.



A bit...extreme.

Nobody in US history has been harrassed as much as this — Gov Palin is the bravest of all Americans ever...

And suuuper optimistic:

The best punishment for McCain would be for Gov Palin to send him a special invitation to her swearing in as POTUS on January 20, 2017.

Making with the superlatives!

No politician i9n American history has had a higher IQ than Gov palin. She is intellectually head and shoulders above all others, including Ronald Reagan.

More superlative

Can there be any doubt that Giv Palin has more intellect than any politician in American history?

Another one:

Obama and the Dems don’t fear anybody as much as they do Gov Palin.

See, this HAS to be trolling!

Palin democrats could swing the election for POTUS.

Best post:

“Only the Bible has more wisdom than Sarah.”

This is the best post I have ever read on FR.

Add in some flights of fancy:

The best part is that Trump has promised to hand over power to his VP after two years. So Gov Palin will finally get the position she deserves.

Defense of Bristol's failed marriage:

The wedding is postponed, not cancelled. Perhaps some Freepers can attend the wedding when it happens.

Also of her surprise pregnancy:

Tripp will no longer be lonely after he gets a little brother or sister

Amazing:

I will stick my neck out and say that Bristol has POTUS potential that Gov Palin must help nurture.

Some choice shit-stirring:

Hope Cruz has the good sense to get out of the race when Gov Palin announces...

OK...So clear troll, right? But then trolls usually keep their heads down and don't go getting into venial flamewars with the most obsessive and petty of Freepers this side of humblegunner...

I speak, of course, of CatherineofAragon, who seems to think this Freeper is a troll for some reason!

Leading to exchanges like this:

Check the posting history. It's pretty amusing.

Piper is going to be president one day. Bristol is destined for greatness. Ted Cruz will step down once Sarah enters the race because he knows when he's bested. Palin is the greatest political intellect in the country's history. And an enthusiastic agreement with some crazy statement that Sarah's wisdom is second only to the Bible.

And if my predictions come true, how do you intend to compensate for subjecting me to ridicule? Actually YOU are the troll, the disruptor. You are here with one express intent — to sully the Palin family’s standing among freepers. Whether or not you get zotted — which you richly deserve — I refuse to trade abuse with you.

OK, maybe that's just the direct confrontation strategy that only seems to work on Free Republic. But this is just asking for it:

Hope to see your zot thread read like this:

So long, CatherineofAragon (Posting History)

Hat Tip to sarahpalinforpresident2012

Anti-Palin troll spouts venom once too often and winds up a pile of smoking bones

Now, given what preceded this, one could easily draw the conclusion that this is just a troll who likes to fly close to the sun
...But he's also an expert on Freep History:

Last election cycle, you were trying to get longtime Freepers kicked off the site, and you just a little newbie troll. So I’m in good company.

Are that Pissant?

Bad syntax aside, that's a deep cut for a mere troll to whip out...