Friday, February 5, 2016

Spotlight Friday: The_Republic_Of_Maine

Another Freeper who has wandered in from some adjacent, but differently crazy society. Maybe it's the change of crazy pace, but I found this guy's madness to be thrillingly batshit.

Witness: an apocalyptic Christian secessionist who also really hates western medicine and loves capitalizing random Nouns!

The only people he ever speaks about is his father and their Pastor. He doesn't seem like he has ever met actual reality in his life, and will jump onto any conspiracy that wanders across his eye, and isn't below making up a few as well.

Check back on this guy in December.
rapture or revolution inside of 10 months.
Not a prophet, but Hillary will be dead by the end of the year:
Good Morning One and All:

Well, let me start by saying, that while I am neither a prophet or the son of a prophet, I have no doubts that Hillary Rodham Clinton will be dead within one year.

How she will die, I am not sure, but this I know, before November 8, 2016, she will be dead and joey biden will be put in her place.

I do not see her death as being by natural causes, although it may look like natural causes.

She will be dead because Barak Hussien Obama can not allow her to be deposed by Judicial Watch.

Obama has no fear of anything of consequences coming out from the interviews by the Congressional committees, for they are all subservient to him, but Judicial Watch is another story, a long suffering and honest, God fearing Republic loving group of honest lawyers and patriots.
His dad pals around with Maine Senator Angus King, but hated him.
My dad visited Angus King when he was in the hospital, when dad got back I asked him how King was, He said "Looks like he'll live, damn it".
His dad also hung out with abortion bomber Eric Rudolph
Mr.Rudolph was safe and sound in Maine, for about 18 months. I believe he enjoyed his morning coffee with my dad on more than one occasion.
So of course this Freeper kinda loved the recent abortion clinic shooting:
Better question would be how many babies did he save from being butchered?
His dad's best friend is his pastor, who prays for Trump:
Our Pastor, one of, if not my fathers best friend ended a meeting at our house with this:


My Prayer is that Christ will give me the time to see Donald Trump elected on November 8, 2016, sworn in on January 20, 2017, implement his agenda, starting with riding the nation of illegals, muslims, the EPA and the departments or energy and education, and then to give his life to the Lord God of Creation becoming a Born Again Washed in the Blood of the Lamb Christian.

That is my prayer.

Then I can die a happy man.

May God have mercy on the soul of any that harm a hair on his head.

I felt a lot better about his safety before the SS was assigned to him all they will be doing is disarming men who would fight to protect him.
His Pastor doesn't seem very Christian:
Armed robber shot and killed by barber shop patrons after Friday night robber

Our Pastor calls it “Permanent Rehabilitation”.
His pastor seems legit crazypants.
Our pastor says that he expects either Rapture or civil war in 2016.

When I said "Rapture" He said "I believe pope Francis is the false prophet, Putin is the anti-Christ and Netanyahu is the Israeli leader that turns to the anti-Christ and away from the US."

He went on to say that all of the end time prophecy pieces seem to be in place.
A pastor cured his cancer with only capital-A-Apricots, prayer and his own saliva!
Pastor Celeste killed his colon cancer by eating large quantities of Apricots and Apricot kernels each day. along with much prayer and his own saliva.

I don't know why anyone would not try that before going thru the horrors of chemo and or radiation.
Googling turned up this crazy website, not updated in 6 months. Some secession stuff we'll get to later and not much else, 'cept Pastor Robert Celeste hails from the town of Harrison, Maine, pop. 2,730.

That Pastor can't stop curing his own cancer, which he totally has and this is not a scam.
Our friend and Pastor beat his colon cancer last year using an alternative, now he is fighting Liver cancer using the same alternative, but this time the VA hospital system is taking him serious and following his progress.

Huge amounts of Bitter Apricot Kernels, organic Apricots, his own saliva, and prayer.
Do not turn to evil doctors!
what profession performs abortions?

What profession performs euthanasia?

What profession practices eugenics?

Yet you listen to them and obey them when they want to radiate you or pump deadly poisons into you?
A Freeper says chemotherapy works??! RAAAAGE
Bull shit, plain and simple, you are a lair!

I do not believe one word you have typed, you are a worthless, degenerate lair. You are a drug pushing scum ball.

Go peddle your bull somewhere else, for soon I will publicly expose you for what you are.
Those boats that wandered into Iranian waters? Secret delivery from Obama.
there are to many questions, like why didn’t they fight back, why didn’t the running boat tow the other boat out of the zone,

No this stinks to high heaven it has the finger print of a ‘covert action’ like either something being delivered to iran or something from iran going to obama.
The Oregon standoff was an FBI attack.
Yet the fbi and others ignore them and attack patriots in Oregon.

How much longer, how much more do we take?
Sandy Hook truther, natch.
Then, in 2012, Sandy Hook happened.

Did it? If so, what has been really documented to have happened?
Cruz birther
[The SCOTUS] would clear their schedules to hear this. And Cruz knows it, that's why he won't do it.
Cruz gave up his chance to be Trump's VP
He had the VP slot tied up, some vets then emailed Donald telling him that the VP had to be a natural born citizen, and that they had questions about Cruz.

So Donald asked Cruz to get a court to determine if he was NB or not, Cruz instead of complying, instead treated Donald as if he were a taxi driver.

Now Cruz will be luck to get re-elected to the Senate.
Is it illegal to whip a judge?
Is it illegal to horse whip a judge in Texas? Maybe not horse whip, but beat some sense into him, her or it?
Prehistoric crocodiles were pets before The Flood!
It's another of the critters I wish I could see alive from a safe distance.

Before Genesis chapter 8 you could have played with them.
Obama gay:
If Obama had a son he would punch babies out of 14 year old girls

Obama can never have a son, two faggots can't have a baby, especially the bottom half of a sodomite session.

The United States of America has it's first queer president, voted into office by the 51% that support queer marriage and the murdering of babies in the womb.
Take Obama's daughters away:
Maybe now he will rescue those two girls from the obamits.

They are not rehabititatable.

if the kids stay with the obama’s their chances are zero, if rescued they have a chance, for is anything impossible for God?
Obama capturing El Chapo is his only good act:
this may very well be the first time that obama has put the safety of the nation ahead of his won personal financial growth.
President Obama won't stop Maine when it secedes on June 12, 2018:
If there were a normal human in the oval office you would be right, unfortunately what we have is a man who wants to destroy the Republic. Knowing this we, in Maine, came to the conclusion that our seceding would not result in anything but noise coming out of Washington, for our seceding, while making Maine a free and independent Christian nation, would cause obama no concern, for it doesn’t care how the Republic is destroyed, only that it is destroyed.

obama wants civil war, he wants to kill as many patriots and Christians as it and it’s followers can, leaving only a dependent lower class of serfs and slaves to serve it and it’s elites.

If the militias go head to head with the military and obama’s civilian police forces, it will be a bloody mess, but if the Militias are smart enough to go after the head(s) of the snake, it may be a different story.

If the civil war starts before our secession vote on June 12, 2018, we are with you, but if after we secede, we cannot be with you, see the Militia clause of the Constitution that takes effect the microsecond we hit 50% plus one vote at Come for "the attack on the Osuthren border," stay for the secession being canceled due to paranoia, after all 5 members met in ‘chance' meetings in large and small stores!

eight militias!
Maine is the most peaceful state

That is because more and more Mainers are coming to realize that on the eve of June 12, 2018 they will wake up free, free from the Union, free from the UN, free from all of the slavery of federal regulations and free to work and raise a family with no or literally no federal or govt intrusion.

That is why Maine is at peace, the very smell and thought of freedom backed up by no less than eight militias armed and ready to protect the polls and the peace, gives one reason to sleep peacefully and act peacefully.
All Christians come to Maine for the secession party!
This is not for a discussion on whether Maine can secede of not, it is an invitation for Born again Christians to consider moving to Maine to help us secede.
And now....The Maine Constitution. Ages from conception, and not questioning the militia clause!
After June 12, 2018 when Maine has voted to secede, and the State is a Free Christian Republic, these words in our Constitution will make the father and mother heroes.

Section 6. The Militia and the standing army of 1,000. So as to insure and guarantee the rights guaranteed in this Constitution, every natural born male in the Republic of Maine, upon reaching the age of 18 years from conception through age 67 years from conception, has, as a member of the Militia, the obligation to keep and bear arms for the common defense, for his and his families protection, to defend against this government or any government in the future from becoming oppressive, tyrannical, or in any other way obnoxious to freedom, and to secure the rights written in this Constitution. This obligation shall never be questioned. No law shall be passed that restricts this obligation, except for time in a local jail, county jail or Maine Republic prison. No law shall be passed, test given, or fee assessed to any citizen of the Republic of Maine, age 18 from the age of conception, both male and female, that would restrict in any way that citizens right to be armed either concealed or open. Males who are found to be or confess to being homosexuals are refused entry and from serving in either the Militia or the standing army. Males over the age of 67 may be voluntary members of the Militia with the full rights of Militia members. Natural born males between the age of 16 years from conception to 18 years from conception may volunteer for Militia service with the written permission of parents or guardians. The standing army of 1,000 shall be drawn from the Militia by the commander of the Militia and is under the command of the commander of the Militia who is appointed by and reports directly to the President.
All life is precious, but fuck 'em if they're poor.
Section 7. All human life is precious and a gift from God. Age is counted from the moment life begins, which is at the moment of conception and as such, all human life is protected from conception to death and has the full rights of this Constitution from conception. Any citizen of the Republic of Maine may use what ever force he or she deems necessary to protect human life. All abortions are considered first degree premeditated murder, children are entrusted, by God the Creator to that child's parents and as such are the responsibility of the parents, not the state, no level of Government whether local, county or Republic is to, in any way, over rule a parent in the rearing, educating, and/or influencing that child in any way.
Don't worry, a Pastor approved the Christian part of it:
"It’s interesting that the constitution establishes generic Christianity without providing for a means of defining it. How is it to be defined? How are sects that fall outside the definition to be dealt with?"

I cannot give out that information at this time. But I can tell you that the Pastor who finally approved both the written and unwritten is a man who understands the difference between big C and little c Christians.

I honestly wish I could go into great detail, but I have been ordered not to, not yet anyhow.


  1. well he's right about one thing: president obama won't stop maine from seceding in 2018.

    1. All I know is I'm moving to MAINE!

  2. I would love to hear who is a "big C" Christian versus "little c"

    1. the answer is always "me and not thee ..."

  3. "She will be dead because Barak Hussien Obama can not allow her to be deposed by Judicial Watch."

    I can assure you that Obama isn't at all afraid of Judicial Watch. He wouldn't even respond to that organization.

  4. Good job this week, Ozy ...
    Republic_of_Maine is probably going to get himself in trouble for all the blabbing he's doing about his apocalyptic cult/militia.
    When his Pastor/cult leader finally does die of liver cancer, it will be a CIA/Obama conspiracy that REALLY killed him.

  5. Oh his pastor is a "big C" alright.

  6. It seems like some of these guys like Republic-of_Maine just never grew up. They hate rules, they love playing dress-up / soldier / battle games, and they need a daddy figure to tell them how to feel and what to do.

  7. I wonder if this will show up on Freeper radar.

    1. It will I'm sure ... and the Trumpees will say it is from a group that is not associated with Trump's campaign (which is true), and then they will go ahead and support what the white nationalist group has to say.

    2. I got my wish!

    3. And RimJob pills it and deems it "Garbage". Can't have too much outing of his site as a white supremacists nirvana during the never ending griftathon

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