Wednesday, February 17, 2016

The Clintons' faith

Chelsea says she takes exception to people questioning Hillary's faith. Freepers, who cannot abide any sense of normalcy in their villains, do not want Hillary to have anything like faith. But unlike Obama's blackness, Hillary totally looks like a Protestant white lady! Plus it's too early - the fringe blogs haven't had a chance to Internet sleuth to an appropriately unflattering answer to this question.

Unfettered and directionless, Freepers know only that Hillary must not be Christian. Enter name calling - when even Freepers' usual substance fails, just turn on the vitriol and enjoy yourself! Don't worry - the next thread will let you feel important as you spin Hillary's e-mails into a worldwide bipartisan conspiracy.

Great Inquisitor vpintheak declares heresy:
It’s insulting that they claim to have faith.
Renegade yells about Webb Hubble
Is Chelsea insulted when we question who her daddy REALLY is?
I tried to avoid the Web Hubble is Chelsea's dad BS, but it's freaking everywhere.
C210N seems mug in his certainty:
Is Chelsea insulted when we question who her daddy REALLY is?

Only know of one possibility.

If you are implying it is someone other than Web, inquiring minds want to know who!
Why are Freepers so damn enthusiastic about this? I think it's because they have nothing else, and this is pretty impressively mean to both Bill and CHelsea.

Yaelle has some whole scenario figured out:
Chelsea, WE didn’t choose your mom’s least attractive law partner to get sperm to make you. THEY did. They could have asked attractive Vince but they went with WEBB. If you’re insulted, don’t look at us.
Like Obama being gay, this schoolyard taunt has grown up into an article of faith among Freepers.

urbanpovertylawcenter has decided Hillary's an atheist.
If you have to profess your faith through you spawn, you have none.

It is through her works that we know the Colossus.

She is an atheist and worse yet a greedy narcissist.
haircutter just yells about Benghazi:
Chelsea...
I find your Mother very insulting when she LIED to the families of the four American Men she allowed to be butchered and murdered in Benghazi...

and then...LIED TO THE American people when she said, she didn’t do that, that the families are lying about her...

Dear Lord...Please send this Clinton family into permanent retirement and never again be permitted to serve this Nation in any form...none of them...are you listening or reading Chelsea????
AFreeBird proudly proclaims how little thought goes into any accusations about the Clintons:
We question your faith, honesty, integrity, patriotism - we question everything about the Clinton crime syndicate.

Get over it little girl.
Never one to be outdone in spite, bert tries for an "all insults times infinity" meta-insult.
insulting the Clinton’s is like pissin in the ocean
The Final Harvest has a new Clinton White House rumor!
Yes, her mother’s “Christian Faith” was so intense, she had a Moslem prayer room set up in the WH.

These Clintons cannot talk without lying about everything.
There's always a new Clinton rumor from the 1990s.

ryan71 smugly notes that faith can be in Satan:
Nobody should question the Clinton’s Satanic faith.
PTBAA also sees the Satan loophole:
To be fair, the Clintons are a family of profound faith. They are Satanists.
Titus-Maximus makes a hilarious and original Satan joke:
We understand you and believe that all three of you are firm in your belief and commitment to Satan!
ScottinVA is a very geeky Freeper:
Bhaal, the god of Murder. (D&D reference here)
nobamanomore knows real Christians don't run for office. As Democrats.
If it’s so real to her, why doesn’t she live like a Christian?
txrefugee also seems to think Real Christians are too humble to run for office.
The Bible says, “ By their fruit you shall know them.” The fruit produced by your parents is rotten. Christians live a life of repentance and trying to live the teachings of Jesus, nothing like the life they have lived.
They spend time being angry on the Internet, I guess.

Poor Gamecock tries for proof, and is left parsing words:
It is deeply authentic and real for my mother

“Real for my mother”? What kind of relativistic nonsense is that? Some people hear voices and it is real for them. Does that make it any more real?
kaehurowing is also parsing:
Whenever someone describes themselves as a “person of faith,” you can be pretty sure they are full of it. Right up there with “spiritual, but not religious.”
exnavy is also chewing furiously on this nothingburger:
Most people of faith say: I am a person of deep faith, not I am a deep person of faith.
Da Coyote shows up, to mention poop, as he always does.
Chealsea, Chelsea, Chelsea,

Your dad is a grifting rapist with only a talent for schmoozing gullable (and stupid) wenches.

Your mother is an ignorant sl*t who has never had a real job and couldn’t pass the bar, so she mooched off your dat to eat.

And as for you.......well...the turd doesn’t fall far from the toilet.

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  1. I wonder if they ever notice the compliment they are giving old Bill.
    Say what you like about his politics, but he's by all accounts a damned fine Dad.

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  2. Just remind Freepers how a majority of Americans would vote for Bill Clinton again, if given the chance. Then step back and watch em foam at the mouth.

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    2. Ehhm, probably not? Just like the many tall takes they tell of cri mm in also and other unsavory types they claim to have spotted and/or thwarted, I doubt they'd believe you . They'd probably laugh and scoff and talk about you on FR, and that's even with legit polling numbers. Sadly, no foaming. Just ranting behind your back.

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  3. Ehhm, probably not? Just like the many tall tales they tell of criminals and other unsavory types they claim to have spotted and/or thwarted, I doubt they'd believe you any more than I believe them. They'd probably laugh and scoff and talk about you on FR, and that's even with legit polling numbers, whIch I don't thunk exist? Sadly, no foaming. Just ranting behind your back.

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  4. Ehhm, probably not? Just like the many tall tales they tell of criminals and other unsavory types they claim to have spotted and/or thwarted, I doubt they'd believe you any more than I believe them. They'd probably laugh and scoff and talk about you on FR, and that's even with legit polling numbers, whIch I don't thunk exist? Sadly, no foaming. Just ranting behind your back.

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