I had a student who started whining there was no reason to secure the border.Freeper so screwed up on politics that he ends his 'I destroyed a liberal argument' story with making his own student cry bgill ( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
But, but, my grandma is illegal and she’s nice!!!
Ok, there are legal ways of coming to the US.
But, but that’s not fair!!!
Do you have doors on your house?
Do you lock your doors so strangers don’t come in?
Well, that’s what borders are for. So strangers don’t come in.
But, but, my grandmother is nice!!!
She may be but is everyone who crosses? Would it be ok if I were to go to your house, dig around in your kitchen for snacks and sit myself down in front of your tv without your permission?
That’s what your grandmother is doing.
No, she isn’t!
Yes, she is. I thought you locked your doors for a reason.
Then why can’t I come into your house anytime I want and eat your food and camp out on your couch? It’s not fair!!!!
Real blubbering tears...
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
And Now This Word from Outer Space
Freep teacher story time edition:
Posted by Ozymandias at 4:30 PM