Monday, July 2, 2012

Anderson Cooper: I'm Gay and Proud

Doctor_TeethMD went and found not one, not two, but three crazy threads on this! I picked this as the most hilarious.

I was kind of hoping Anderson Cooper wasn't gay, just to befuddle people's gaydars.  Ah well.  Commence the increasingly weird Freeper anti-gay rants!

Revelation 911 is one of many who lambastes Cooper for not coming out sooner:
Im often amused by these claims - #1 - why the hell do we need to know what happens in your (Andersons) bedroom (if not for his narcissism) & #2 professing “pride” at rectal play seems a bit contradictory
longtermmemmory likely says this about everyone who comes out of the closet:
given CNN’s abysmal ratings, he was probably about to get fired. Since he was desperate not to be fired, he play the homosexual card. Now he will claim he was fired for “being” a homosexual. He will blame viewers for staying away because he was a homosexual. etc. etc. etc.
Anyone got a theory of what the crap ImJustAnotherOkie is talking about?
I’m so happy he is proud of himself. We are who we screw.
spawn44 goes with the "shove down our throats" bit:
He couldn’t be more happy. That is total BS. Gays are about 1% of the population yet make-up 75% of CNN and MSNBC. Talk about trying to shove it down our throats.
txrangerette proves gayness is weird!
Imagine a scene on a deserted atoll. The human race has been wiped out except for 2 survivors, a man and a woman. The man is Anderson Cooper, the woman is Ellen DeGeneres. NOW, people, tell us this is just as normal as heterosexuality.
dragonblustar turns to the next Freeper target:
“Hey SHEP! Your up next. Come on Out!!!!!” First thing I thought when I read the title. Shemp has that sick aids look a out him now
cornfedcowboy has another theory about a gay RINO:
Along with Hemmer.
SERKIT thinks Cooper must fear breeders now:
Anderson Cooper: Self-admitted heterophobe.
AEMILIUS PAULUS loved The Inquisition, apparently:
I wish we were still a great, happy and expanding people. If that was the case we could then make him the centerpiece of a splendid Auto da Fe.’ There would be jugglers, clowns, dwarfs cutting tricks and magicians to amaze the crowd. Children could be released from school to witness the celebration and learn valuable lessons.

18 comments:

  1. Gee,you're acting like this is some sort of surprise. How could you not look at Anderson Turdpusher and not think he's a commie faggot liberal ?

    When he dies, Anderson Turdpusher is going to Hell, where he'll be surrounded by other commie faggot liberals like Ted Kennedy and his Nazi collaborating father. Both American Fuhrers will be there (Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Dictator Roosevelt), as well as former Klan Kleagle and Democrat Senator from West Virginia Robert Byrd.

    Fuck you and fuck your family.

    ---Hector Godfrey

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    1. You seem to know God's judgement super well!

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    2. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.---Leviticus 18:22

      Lemme guess, you're smarter than God.

      ---Rorschach

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    3. Well,

      0. You seem sure non-gay liberals go to hell. That's the deific telepathy I was talking about.

      1. The New Testament did rather revise some of the stoning adulterers etc. Who is to say this isn't part of that?

      2. Abomination equals hell? That ain't in the Bible.

      3. If you're Jewish as you say, you don't believe in hell.

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    4. "If you're Jewish as you say, you don't believe in hell."

      Who in the fuck do you think you are telling me what to believe ?

      ---Walter Kovacs

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  2. Gee,you're acting like this is some sort of surprise.

    I didn't detect any surprise in Ozy's post at all. It must've been one of those invisible comments that only FReepers can read, like the part of the Bible that outlaws single-payer healthcare.

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    1. "I didn't detect any surprise in Ozy's post at all. It must've been one of those invisible comments that only FReepers can read, like the part of the Bible that outlaws single-payer healthcare."

      What are you, his shyster lawyer or his "life partner" ? Who in the fuck asked you a damn thing ? If I wanted to hear from a commie asshole, I'd ask my brother in law to fart.

      Go put on your burqa and beat your meat to a picture of Anderson Turdpusher without his shirt on, you commie lib faggot cum bubble with eyes.

      ---Rorschach

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    2. Do you jerk off while you type these? Because I know I sure do reading them, big guy ;)

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    3. I'll bet you did, you commie faggot liberal pig. Go suck a Muzzie dick, you miserable little queer fuck.

      ---Captain Axis

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  3. Freepers really do seem preoccupied with gay men's anuses! I guess it makes sense though, seeing as there are so many assholes over at Freek Republic.

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    1. I'd rather be a Freeper than a commie liberal faggot who thinks the world owes him something. Go get a job.

      No, being a faggot prostitute is not a job.

      ---Hector Godfrey

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  4. Come out of the closet, "Rorschach." You'll feel bettr once you stop lying to yourself.

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  5. Hey Horseshack,

    What's with the multiple names?

    ---Fuck You

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  6. I think the troll just outed himself as a fake. He was pulling White Power stuff in earlier threads, saying he wasn't a Christian; here, he's saying Cooper is going to hell.
    It's not my blog, but I would ignore this jackass and delete his comments. The Nazi shit needs to get segregated in its nasty little corner of the Internet. Freepers wouldn't stand for it; I wouldn't either.

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    1. No faggot, I'm not a Christian. I'm an evil Zionist Jew who thinks it's funny Muzzies get blasted to smithereens. They should keep their smelly asses on their side of the wall, thank you very fucking much.

      "The Nazi shit needs to get segregated in its nasty little corner of the Internet. Freepers wouldn't stand for it; I wouldn't either."

      Bet you talk with your hands on your hips, don'tcha, bitchy little faggot ?

      ---Hector Godfrey

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  7. Maybe he's just an idiot. That's the simplest explanation.

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    1. Maybe you're an animate blob of AIDS patient diarrhea. Maybe you're a pimply faced little faggot who wants to pump Anderson Turdpusher up his ass. Maybe you're a commie liberal faggot. I don't know, and frankly I don't give a flying fuck. I hate you, I hate your family, and I hate everything you believe in.

      By the way, Fuck Obama the Kenyan Usurper, fuck Obama's Wookie wife, fuck Biden the drunk, fuck Anderson Turdpusher, fuck Jesse Jackson, fuck Al Sharpton, fuck Eric Holder, fuck the ADL, fuck La Raza, fuck Arianna Huffington, fuck Markos Moulitsas, fuck TPM, fuck the DailyKos, fuck the unemployed Keith Olbermann,fuck GLAAD, fuck Alternet....and before I forget, go fuck your drunken whore of a mother.
      ----Walter Kovacs

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  8. Who in the fuck asked you a damn thing ?

    Fucking blogs...how do they work?!

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