Monday, July 2, 2012

Anderson Cooper: I'm Gay and Proud

Doctor_TeethMD went and found not one, not two, but three crazy threads on this! I picked this as the most hilarious.

I was kind of hoping Anderson Cooper wasn't gay, just to befuddle people's gaydars.  Ah well.  Commence the increasingly weird Freeper anti-gay rants!

Revelation 911 is one of many who lambastes Cooper for not coming out sooner:
Im often amused by these claims - #1 - why the hell do we need to know what happens in your (Andersons) bedroom (if not for his narcissism) & #2 professing “pride” at rectal play seems a bit contradictory
longtermmemmory likely says this about everyone who comes out of the closet:
given CNN’s abysmal ratings, he was probably about to get fired. Since he was desperate not to be fired, he play the homosexual card. Now he will claim he was fired for “being” a homosexual. He will blame viewers for staying away because he was a homosexual. etc. etc. etc.
Anyone got a theory of what the crap ImJustAnotherOkie is talking about?
I’m so happy he is proud of himself. We are who we screw.
spawn44 goes with the "shove down our throats" bit:
He couldn’t be more happy. That is total BS. Gays are about 1% of the population yet make-up 75% of CNN and MSNBC. Talk about trying to shove it down our throats.
txrangerette proves gayness is weird!
Imagine a scene on a deserted atoll. The human race has been wiped out except for 2 survivors, a man and a woman. The man is Anderson Cooper, the woman is Ellen DeGeneres. NOW, people, tell us this is just as normal as heterosexuality.
dragonblustar turns to the next Freeper target:
“Hey SHEP! Your up next. Come on Out!!!!!” First thing I thought when I read the title. Shemp has that sick aids look a out him now
cornfedcowboy has another theory about a gay RINO:
Along with Hemmer.
SERKIT thinks Cooper must fear breeders now:
Anderson Cooper: Self-admitted heterophobe.
AEMILIUS PAULUS loved The Inquisition, apparently:
I wish we were still a great, happy and expanding people. If that was the case we could then make him the centerpiece of a splendid Auto da Fe.’ There would be jugglers, clowns, dwarfs cutting tricks and magicians to amaze the crowd. Children could be released from school to witness the celebration and learn valuable lessons.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 3, 2012 at 12:24 AM

    Gee,you're acting like this is some sort of surprise.

    I didn't detect any surprise in Ozy's post at all. It must've been one of those invisible comments that only FReepers can read, like the part of the Bible that outlaws single-payer healthcare.

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    1. Doctor_TeethMDJuly 3, 2012 at 8:03 AM

      Do you jerk off while you type these? Because I know I sure do reading them, big guy ;)

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  2. AnonymousJuly 3, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    Come out of the closet, "Rorschach." You'll feel bettr once you stop lying to yourself.

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  3. OzymandiasJuly 3, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    You seem to know God's judgement super well!

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  4. AnonymousJuly 3, 2012 at 11:38 PM

    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.---Leviticus 18:22

    Lemme guess, you're smarter than God.

    ---Rorschach

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  5. OzymandiasJuly 4, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    Well,

    0. You seem sure non-gay liberals go to hell. That's the deific telepathy I was talking about.

    1. The New Testament did rather revise some of the stoning adulterers etc. Who is to say this isn't part of that?

    2. Abomination equals hell? That ain't in the Bible.

    3. If you're Jewish as you say, you don't believe in hell.

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